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28 Nov 2025
28 Nov 2025
at some point in your mid to late twenties a couple that you know will acquire a small, crusty eyed white dog as a soft launch for a child. it is important that you do not visibly cringe in disgust when they treat it like a baby in front of you
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12 Dec 2025
Opened twitter to see what people were saying about TGA
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12 Dec 2025
You can prefer Hades 2! That's fine thats allowed! But come on man thats just being a bellend for no reason.
Anyway closing now.
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7 Dec 2025
Woman who thinks scientific progress works like a Civilisation tech tree.
7 Dec 2025
we have diseases like pcos, fibromyalgia, endometriosis which significantly reduces a womanβs quality of life w no treatment and women are told to just deal w it but yes letβs cure male patterned baldness
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Letting tech people touch the arts has to be one of the worst mistakes humanity has made. They have such deep contempt for creativity, ownership, and shared experiences. Life itself is an enemy. They will strangle every industry to death to have each cough up an extra dollar.
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6 Dec 2025
I named my daughter "Bladestorm" so that she would grow to be strong. I named my son "Roseshadow" so that he would grow to be gentle. They were both eaten by beetles at a very young age, making their names pretty irrelevant, ultimately.
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5 Dec 2025
wake up
grab a duff while marge puts on her makeup
punish bart because he did a prank up
whyd you leave maggie up on the table
go to work make the power plant stable
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4 Dec 2025
Honestly this could be a good thing as the enshittification quickly sets in and they become basically unusable
2 Dec 2025
OpenAI is reportedly going to start showing ads to free users, per MacRumors.
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4 Dec 2025
I dont mean to scare anyone but theres people still making memes with impact font out there to this day.
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1 Dec 2025
does anybody wanna get married and have a beautiful life together as a joke
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2 Dec 2025
See a lot of first dates in my line of work and, men, stop talking over women. Makes you look like a right prick.
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1 Dec 2025
Inshallah there will not be another.
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29 Nov 2025
Dude genuinely, what's the point of this. We are speedrunning attempting to ruin every form of expression.
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27 Nov 2025
Where the fuck are they working where its $750 a head?
The social contract changes when its that kind of money and thats from a person thats worked hospitality for 20 years.
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27 Nov 2025
Not to mention, having eaten in a few fancy places in my time, why the fuck is there not service charge on the bill.
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26 Nov 2025
Absolute Batman is so fucking ridiculous, I love every panel of it.
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26 Nov 2025
Pretty self evident this.
MW earners spend significantly more % of their income than the rich, thus if they earn more it increases demand for products and services they consume and increasing velocity of money.
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26 Nov 2025
The response will be "but unemployment" to which i will shrug my shoulders and ask them to point to an unemployment crisis in British history resulting from the instalment of or increase to minimum wage. And they will be unable to.
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26 Nov 2025
"But inflation". No, for most the people on minimum wage - 85% of it is hospitality and retail - wages arent the main pressure on the cost of things. Even then, a 4% increase of wages which takes up 10% of a product will result in neglible effect to a punter.
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