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Ew a minor tried following me. GTFO 🗣️ my page isn’t for children.
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Got two gallons of gas anf got home at 1 pm cause my mom had a doctors appointment this morning I had to take her too and the acting manager for the night is mad I texted that I can’t make it in at 8:05 which apparently isn’t long enough before my shift for me to call out
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A whole hour and 55 minutes isn’t early enough but had I done it 6 minutes sooner it would be okay apparently. I’m sorry but I just really don’t give a fuck about this job anyways. My second raise was less than my first one and I’m honestly looking for other places to work rn.
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Lydia Preusser retweeted
Need pnw oomfs ...
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Lydia Preusser retweeted
im on the verge of saying some very unwoke things
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Lydia Preusser retweeted
twitter is my dating app which is good for finding hot gorgeous like minded trans women but bad because half of them live in other nations
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Where did my other 6 inches go 😞
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Leo sounds about right
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My sister is still paying my grandma’s phone bill so she can call and listen to my grandmas voicemail
i am so fucking embarrassed and upset lol :(
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Actually fucking heartbroken over this
Jun 14
Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people via CNN Brasil
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Like he had a tour starting next fucking month
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Cranberry juice and monster taste pretty good together
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My breast growth over the last year has been nice
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Replying to @InkMasterbator
I am at a literal loss for words, Idiocracy was supposed to be a joke movie

ALT Idiot GIF by Get The Coast

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Brits continue to have absolute dog shit foods while acting like they are good
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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It’s funny my manager told me she was really hormonal yesterday and I just about told her “same” cause it’s close to time for my shot again
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If anyone could help that would be greatly appreciated. Repost please
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Not reposting it but i noticed that woman was holding what looks like one of those 360 camera before they throw her off the bridge without her rope meaning she recorded a pov of her death basically
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They gave me a 39 cent raise 🙃 I kinda wish I stayed up near St. Louis cause I would be making like $19 an hour at that retirement home by now considering they offered me a $3 raise to not move away and stay working there.
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It’s just me and my manager at work tonight 🙃 I hate this fucking job Only redeeming part is the boss is making all the chefs stay late to clean their kitchens but I have to get equipment from around property.
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Ask for the kit they stitched you up with. 99% of the time they’ll give it to you cause they have to toss it anyways and the stuff to remove your stitches is also in it
I’m convinced America is one massive meme… For what he paid just to get 5 stitches, I’d be chilling a whole week in the Dead Sea or Sharm 😭 Insane story
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They should sell soda by the gallon imo
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