Love naturally witty people, so I might be following you. (I added "naturally" after I got told off for not finding a long winded, boring post funny. )
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Well done #Curacao. Well done #Germany too for your hard fought 7-1 win against the odds. ##FIFAWorldCup
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Jun 12
#CANBIH The ref #FacundoTello from #Argentina is excellent (our opinion). Although I still miss #PierluigiCollina #Italy
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Jun 12
#TwoweeksinAugust What was coming out of Zoe's mouth? Was it the "thread of life" that the Moirai (those apparitions) are in charge of? That's the only thing I can think of. #notgoingonavillaholidayanytimesoon
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Jun 11
What a bore. @ocado made these wines my "favourites" even though they're not. Now - in order for the useful customer reviews to be visible - I have to click on one wine, unclick "favourite" , return to the offer results, click on the next wine, unclick "favourite", etc. etc.
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May 29
I'd love to know what the passenger said to their mother which caused her to tell her sons. She must have known what their reaction would be. Extreme violence in an airport witnessed where families were going on holiday. Imagine them off camera! @manairport
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May 29
@Keir_Starmer Please tell me what you think. What if you'd been in the airport that day with your family? I always thought boxing was to help people learn to control their aggression. But maybe it's fair to use your boxing skills to beat up a passenger, then the police
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May 17
I think @KemiBadenoch is right. Labour don't have a plan. They think winning an election is enough & then they get designer glasses 😂
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May 16
@AmazonUK Hi Amazon team, what do you suggest as an eligible item that is 4p? I'd quite like the free UK delivery on offer if I can find something. Thank you
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May 16
Not to worry, I've got the same items from eBay! No enforced postal charges either. @AmazonUK
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Apr 26
#hiddenassets Suspect says to the police "I need to go the toilet" & the police ask her to hand over her phone, but don't check if any other phones in her handbag 🧐 Also leaving a targeted under-guard child OUTSIDE her hospital room to be collected by anyone in a green top.
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Mar 28
Help! Who were the nuns singing from Sound of Music? June Whitfield, Linda Robson, Gloria Hunniford... then we get stuck. Does anyone know. Thank you #showtunesattheBBC
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Mar 16
If flying to FCO Rome today on #BA556 I'd be grateful for an update on #EES queues - how long it takes to get to arrivals hall. Our #transfercompany says they will wait 45 minutes from flight arrival time & then we are a "no-show", full charge & bye! Maybe get an Uber instead.
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Mar 27
Train from #FCOairport is best! Uber best from #Pragueairport. Cheaper & more reliable than a private transfer company that says you're a no-show due to the EES system queue & says "Bye, we didn't think you'd make it - LOL - and we'll will take full payment thanks very much."
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Mar 27
#masterchefuk I knew Gareth was going to win when one of the judges said "he cooks from the heart" <sigh>. I like Gareth but I really thought Luke would win based on his innovative, beautifully executed dishes in most of the heats & I'm sure he cooked from his heart too🤨
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Mar 27
@HeathrowAirport This is such good information. If only the airports in EU provided such information so you can judge if a private transfer is worth it (answer = no) while trying to get through the EES system. Trains & Ubers are better currently in EU.
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Mar 27
@letsmozio @baronfleet FYI. I've stopped having private transfers because they tell me I'm a "no-show" off while I'm still in the immigration queue and NO flexibility - ie won't let me book them for 30 mins AFTER flight arrival to give me a chance to get through EES system.
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Mar 19
@RoyalMail Mother's day card posted 2nd class 7th March, arrived 14th March. Birthday card posted 7th March, 2nd class to a town 80 miles away, still not arrived. Parcel posted 1st class 16th March a.m. to an address FOUR miles away - not arrived. Really poor.
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Mar 19
@royalmail Update: birthday card has arrived! 12 days to go 80 miles. 6.66 miles a day. Sending Christmas cards now to avoid delays.
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Mar 13
Mother's day card posted last Saturday c/o @RoyalMail has still not arrived. My 90 year old mother-in-law is going to find the one we sent last year & put that out. My friend's birthday card (also posted last Saturday) didn't arrive for her birthday today. Poor service.
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Mar 12
.@hantsconnect Pardin? According to my council tax bill, the council get £1690, the @HantsPolice only get £290 & the @HantsIOW_fire only get £92 of my money. Where do I find a list of what Hampshire County Council is spending my money on????? Thank you.
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