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Americanuk retweeted
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED unless it's Hunter Biden. where is the NRA, why aren't they standing up for a private citizen's Second Amendment rights
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Americanuk retweeted
6 Apr 2023
Replying to @KidRock
Nothing to see here…just @KidRock hanging out with a drag queen while drinking Bud Light... The hypocrisy is 😂
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Americanuk retweeted
It's hard to say goodbye, but it's harder to say rural.
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Errrrm, the cutest little Tedheads on the planet! Welcome to the team Mini Greyhounds! ⚽️🍎🥰👏🏻
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Americanuk retweeted
1 Dec 2015
When you let your mom cut your hair and she tells you what a handsome young man you are
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Americanuk retweeted
I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Here is the exact moment that scientists at NOAA's @oceanexplorer spotted a pair of Goofy Goobers a mile under the sea that bear a striking resemblance to Spongebob Squarepants and his pink friend Patrick Star. #Okeanos #Spongebob kslnewsradio.com/?p=1952942
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Americanuk retweeted
The constants in life: Death Taxes Megan Rapinoe penalities. #RGNvNJNY
Pinoe pens don't miss 😏 #RGNvNJNY | nwsl.us/PPlus | #NWSL21
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Americanuk retweeted
8 Jul 2021
View from inside my toilet:
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Americanuk retweeted
Let the history books note: the dildo shop next to the Trump campaign’s presser had better COVID protocols than the Trump White House.
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6 Nov 2020
Don't stand on the red X
6 Nov 2020
What we're seeing here is fraud. The democrats are putting paper on the windows of polling places. They are painting tunnels on brick walls. They are dressing up sticks of dynamite like a lady with a dress and lipstick and enticing me to kiss the dynamite
Americanuk retweeted
I loved Van Halen so much growing up, and to be honest, I haven’t listened much as an adult. But listening all day yesterday, I realized what makes them great, every song sounds like a dog wearing sunglasses.
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Americanuk retweeted
Brilliant. Congrats @JKCorden
7 Oct 2020
Here is the opening of tonight’s show. x
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Americanuk retweeted
Maybe, just to air on the side of caution, we take the nuclear football away from Trump until he’s finished with the steroids.
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Nancy Pelosi stand back and stand by.
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1 May 2020
Not in my house!
5 Apr 2020
Obey Satan
4 Apr 2020
The Americans defying Palm Sunday quarantines: 'Satan's trying to keep us apart' reut.rs/2X9dH52
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