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Other people mocking the Catholic Church: cringe, reddit atheist, Dawkins would approve
Me mocking the Catholic Church: based, sectarian conflict, & marching-pilled
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Fighting words from the Turkish fans in Downtown Vancouver.
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A 2v2 soccer game broke out on Granville using backpacks as goals
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Brazilโs midfielders attempting a progressive pass
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knicks winning the nba championship means a generational curse has been lifted that will eventually result in the canucks winning a stanley cup #WatchThisSpace #HowDoIMakeThisAboutTheCanucks
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Is this person seriously arguing that Americans are ontologically POC?
you guys HAVE to stop playing dumb with our food.
i hate to break it to you but the US does in fact have good food. A LOT of it. we donโt eat mcdonaldโs for every meal.
trying to claim otherwise is wrong but also is genuinely rooted in racism and classism.
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my account from da last few days
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Kangaroo on the loose on Montrealโs South Shore ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/โฆ
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the way i constantly hear half-drunk guys at the rogers centre talk about how hot ernie clement is and then swiftly follow it up with how their wives/gfs love him lol
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Lowkey rooting for Qatar to win this group for the meme
this group lmao
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Got hate for putting 9 flags on my dn but get a load of this guy I just saw on the road ๐ญ
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we do that with hockey nd it lowk translated over ๐ญโ๏ธ
The stadium is filled with Canadian fans and they have no idea about football chants, they just be shouting anytime their player touches the ball.
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Wow, 300 new followers from this tweet! ๐คฉ
I can't believe I listened to the internet about America, the food is so good here! McDonald's is delicious! We need this back in Hamburg!
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we live in a simulation
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Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: Iโm making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didnโt watch spongebob: โyeah i donโt actually get that reference because my parents didnโt let me watch spongebobโ
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Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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What kind of drooling cat are you? post what you got ๐ง
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RT @aturnz11: when im in a who has more whimsy challenge and davis schneider is my opponent
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It's more directionally correct than the people who think it's a defeat. Canada clearly outplayed Bosnia and now is basically guaranteed to advance to the next stage.
You can tell Canada isn't used to soccer when you read the commentary today about yesterday's tie as if it were a decisive victory.
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