I’d like to issue a formal apology to all the inanimate objects who suffered unnecessary, unhinged verbal abuse during a particularly challenging home improvement project. ...all except thed stud finder… F**k you sideways.

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I propose a governing body whose ONLY responsibility is to create rules / laws for Congress. Congress makes the laws of the land and this new body creates laws for CONGRESS ONLY. Here are a few off the top of my head. • Term limits • A ll elected official's investments are forced into broad index fund • Any imposed taxes hit members of Congress at 2X the rate of the poorest constituents • A vote to open borders results in hosting a family of the governing boards choice • Congressional salaries tied to median household income. • Congressional salaries tied to median household income. • Mandatory public transportation for all official travel. • No re-election after voting for a deficit budget. • Personal liability for unconstitutional laws struck down. • Children of members attend only public schools. • Mandatory town halls in poorest district neighborhoods monthly. • Healthcare limited to same public plan as citizens. • Lobbyist meetings streamed live within twenty-four hours. • War votes require family members eligible for draft. • Budget cuts apply first to congressional offices

Oh, take me back to that magical May 2025 moment when the evil government dared to require every single driver's license to be REAL ID compliant…just so people could board a plane without the sky falling. I must have blinked and missed the entire progressive meltdown. Not one brave LEFTY soul clutching pearls over “traveler disenfranchisement.” Not a whisper about how “marginalized communities” were tragically unable to master the Herculean task of getting an ID. Crickets. But swap “air travel” for “voting” and suddenly it’s systemic oppression, Jim Crow 2.0, and an existential threat to democracy. The selective amnesia is honestly impressive. It’s all such transparent, steaming bullshit—and yeah, we all know it.

To the celebrities crying about stolen land...below are the organizations representing the native peoples upon whose stolen land you find your mansions of LA, Malibu, Santa Barbara etc. They are looking forward to receiving your quit claims. No Celebrities on "STOLEN LAND!!"

I asked ChatGPT how can Pharmaceutical companies increase revenue if legality and morality didn't enter the picture. Here is its response. Any of this look familiar?

People call me PURPLE PEOPLE EATER all the time, I react with a crooked smile because I know its not true. Why is he so fussed when they call him retarded? Is it because he knows they have a point?

"Being undocumented is NOT a crime." What?!? You are SO wrong...ILLEGAL ALIENS are, in fact, criminals...it's in the name. Are Demoncrats REALLY that stupid or ignorant? No, they are intentionally lying. Prove me wrong.

Here's a plan...DUMP the third party payer system. What is the point of putting a totally arbitrary middle man into the mix to skim profit off the top? What other good or service do we buy this way? Name one. Just one. Ridiculous...you support the status quo because you are paid to do so. Shameful.

RT @MockingTheLeft: @micah_erfan Conservative here: hang him by his balls and when those tear off, let him bleed out while someone beats h…

You know why NO ONE trusts the LEFT? Because words have NO MEANING to them. How do you engage with someone who doesn't agree to a common definition of the English language? You don't. You recognize they are beyond dealing with and you move on.

x.com/i/status/1996202763148… Memo: Real Protestors Needed I'm tired of only disrupting individual morning commuters. We need to crush the economy instead. That's why I'm calling for a RR protest...I need volunteers all over the country to sit on RR tracks and stop the movement of goods.

If ANY of the allegations were true...ANY of them...the Democrats would have leaked the Epstein files years ago. Just like they leaked the Dobbs decision. PS - The new argument is Trump could release all the material by executive order...so why didn't Biden? Because there is nothing there to harm Trump. It's that simple.

Re:Epstein Files How many times has the LEFT been SURE they had Trump this time? Honestly how many times? How many have stuck?

How are Democrats ALWAYS wrong? I mean really...

Serious Q: Does anyone have a post where the DEMOCRATs say what they want? I hear them blame the GOP, whining "they won't negotiate" but— What do Democrats want? I haven't heard why they voted 12 times to NOT open the govt and 12 times NOT to fund SNAP. What gives?

💥 Fact Check: According to the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA), “SENATE DEMOCRATS have now voted 12 times to not fund the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP).” That means millions of Americans relying on SNAP are stuck in the cross-fire of CHUCK SCHUMER'S games. #SchumerShutdown2025