πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ Ugandan Hassler serving fire tweets & daily laughs. Mixing humor, motivation, and Kampala vibes to turn life into gold. Follow for inspiration & real talk

Joined June 2021
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Dear @PepsiUganda. cc: @kasujja student. Awaiting on your feedback
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Marie Antoinette to the peasants
Uganda could host the world cup if we all pay our taxes today. Do it now. #URATicktock #ITCanGetBetter
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Selling this 4TB Hard disk its at full capacity at only 600k
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Toyota harrier 2008 Modified 2.4L petrol engine Automatic transmission Available at 38M UGX For any inquiries kindly call /WhatsApp 256700448575 ~Mr Drive
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Free will>>>>>>>
This person decided to paint the bottom of their pool red instead of blue.
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No hand ball in the first half . 18 games … odd 23: free money
Rounding off the league phase in style... 🀀 #UEL
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Now we know why you were raised by a single mother
Easiest way to get rid of a low value man is to ask him for money πŸ˜… Happy Friday 😎
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𝐌𝐨𝐑𝐚 𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚π₯𝐚 πŸ‘‘ retweeted
18 Dec 2025
This little Star Mpirirwe Tumwesigye [Nyunyu] was abducted by a house help on 12/12/2025 in Busiika. Whoever has any information or leads that can help in the efforts to find him, please reach out to my DM or call the response number 256701488074. REPOST WIDELY!
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𝐌𝐨𝐑𝐚 𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚π₯𝐚 πŸ‘‘ retweeted
. @KawalaRachael "The Kira road Divisional Police are actively investigating an alleged kidnapping that occurred on 12/12/2025 at about 1600 hours. The victim is Mpirwe Tumwesigye Abraham, a 6-year-old minor. The suspect is Muchunguzi David, a shamba boy and a resident of Ddungu Zone, Kisaasi, Kawempe Division, Kampala District. It is alleged that on 12/12/2025 at around 1600 hours in Ddungu Zone, Kawempe Division, Kampala District, Muchunguzi David, who was employed as a shamba boy by Dr. Tumwesigye Emmanuel, left with the victim, Mpirwe Tumwesigye Abraham, a son of Dr. Tumwesigye Emmanuel, to an unknown destination and did not return. A case of kidnapping was reported at Universal Police Post, and relevant statements have been obtained. Efforts to arrest the suspect are ongoing, and investigations continue. The public is urged to share any information regarding the whereabouts of the suspect or the victim with the police to aid investigations and the safe recovery of the child.
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Storey for another day
What’s the purpose of these balconies?
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I sent you sugar not rice, now take back the sugar
What traumatized you as a kid???
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With this level of clearance you wpuld have cleared covid 19
One year anniversary of friendship❀️❀️ Ali is like a brother to me
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What’s the lore behind your current job?πŸ‘€
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