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Ivan Moncure retweeted
Mar 28
"OMG, some wolves are fighting in the woods! We'd better euthanize the entire pack."
Maybe they should pave the entire island, they don't seem up to having any wilderness.
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Mar 12
I am an earnestly believer in the stewardship of mankind over animals. Certainly not vegan.
Still this kind of treatment is ethically abominable and we will be ashamed of it.
Mar 10
“Tailed docked, teeth clipped, ears notched (no anaesthetic).
No daylight, no fresh air, nothing to see, nothing to do and a hard filthy floor.”
~Close all slaughterhouses
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Mar 10
RT @yumcarton: Bridal Procession on the Hardangerfjord.
Hans Gude and Adolph Tidemand, 1848
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Mar 10
Anyways, I’m probably gonna nuke the rest of this, because if this conversation has taught me anything - twitter users will not actually read what you say if you mention anything vaguely related to anything anyone else said to piss them off previously.
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Ivan Moncure retweeted
I was using ChatGPT for legal advice and it decided to completely hallucinate some preposterous nonsense about how growing wheat to use on my own farm somehow constitutes interstate commerce
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Ivan Moncure retweeted
Feb 3
I don't love a lot of Fallout 3's writing and worldbuilding, but I will always appreciate that they have a moment honouring Sara Teasdale's beautifully sad poem "There Will Come Soft rains". This of course played a big role in inspiring Ray Bradbury's fantastic short story of the same name (I won't spoil it, just read it) and of course the incredible Soviet Era animation from 1984 (Будет Ласковый Доджь by Nazim Tulyahodzhaev). It's a really classy moment in the game, and I wish they had leaned more into literature and real world explorations of the impact of Nuclear Holocaust. Because all these years later, it's this stuff I still remember.
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Jan 24
What it’s all about.
Jan 23
"I always.. I always wanted to know what was beyond those mountains. Beyond here."
"THERE'S NOTHING, YOU DERANGED IDIOT! THINK OF WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND IF YOU DO THIS!"
"And stay idle? Ha ha! No, idle doesn't suit me at all. I can't just wait to die, now can I...?"
"YOU'LL DIE ANYWAY. YOU'LL DIE A POINTLESS DEATH, THE END OF AN ALREADY POINTLESS LIFE."
"Life is pointless, yes. But it's ours to give meaning. Such a beautiful view... How the colony looks so small from this distance."
"STOOOPP!! YOU'RE MARCHING INTO OBLIVION!! YOU'LL DIE! YOU'LL DIE, YOU HEAR ME!!"
"Then I lived! Ha ha ha ha! Aaah... My chest burns, my feet grow weary. I think.. I think this is far enough. I think this is a good spot to rest. Such a beautiful view..." 🐧✨
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Ivan Moncure retweeted
Jan 23
"I always.. I always wanted to know what was beyond those mountains. Beyond here."
"THERE'S NOTHING, YOU DERANGED IDIOT! THINK OF WHAT YOU LEAVE BEHIND IF YOU DO THIS!"
"And stay idle? Ha ha! No, idle doesn't suit me at all. I can't just wait to die, now can I...?"
"YOU'LL DIE ANYWAY. YOU'LL DIE A POINTLESS DEATH, THE END OF AN ALREADY POINTLESS LIFE."
"Life is pointless, yes. But it's ours to give meaning. Such a beautiful view... How the colony looks so small from this distance."
"STOOOPP!! YOU'RE MARCHING INTO OBLIVION!! YOU'LL DIE! YOU'LL DIE, YOU HEAR ME!!"
"Then I lived! Ha ha ha ha! Aaah... My chest burns, my feet grow weary. I think.. I think this is far enough. I think this is a good spot to rest. Such a beautiful view..." 🐧✨
Jan 22
“STOP!!! You’re headed towards certain death!”
“Well, then I guess we have something in common.”
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Ivan Moncure retweeted
19 Oct 2025
how a spinozist sees the world
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Ivan Moncure retweeted
16 Oct 2025
Humans are God’s guilty pleasure but beavers are the creation he’s most proud of
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Ivan Moncure retweeted
1 Sep 2025
I used to believe that but now I think they are totally right to be dismissive of these malicious idiots
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Ivan Moncure retweeted
5 Mar 2025
G.K. Chesterton, the ordinary man has always been a mystic
ALT Mysticism keeps men sane. As long as you have mystery you have health; when you destroy mystery you create morbidity. The ordinary man has always been sane because the ordinary man has always been a mystic. He has permitted the twilight. He has always had one foot in earth and the other in fairyland. He has always left himself free to doubt his gods; but (unlike the agnostic of to-day) free also to believe in them. He has always cared more for truth than for consistency. If he saw two truths that seemed to contradict each other, he would take the two truths and contradiction along with them. His spiritual sight is stereoscopic, like his physical sight: he sees two different pictures at once and yet sees all the better for that. Thus, he has always believed that there was such a thing as fate, but such a thing as free will also.
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