>be
@mert
>work for Solana for years, make generational wealth in tokens in that time
>randomly for no reason whatsoever decide to push tranny privacy coin
>get
@toly onboard with tranny privacy coin
>successfully fud everything that people like about
$SOL and push
$ZEC as God's gift to Earth
>get all of the main characters of CT shilling tranny privacy coin while hyperliquid focuses on the
$HYPE product and community and constantly delivers
>tfw
$SOL is bleeding to 0
>hyperliquid flips
$SOL
>some random prompts Claude with "hey find me infinite money printer bugs in zcash code"
>finds one within 24hr that has been active for years allowing users to print infinite tokens
>ohfuck
>tranny privacy coin down -35% on the day
>everyone hates you, Jeff is revered as a certified RN (Real Nigga)
>still bald and turkish