Joined December 2012
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At least the mosquitos love me.
Starting from zero. Got nothing to lose.
Monica retweeted
When a political party takes over all three branches of government and starts saying things like “Truth isn’t Truth” it means we’re already living in George Orwell’s novel “1984” and if we don’t GET OUT AND VOTE then we may end up in Margaret Atwood’s novel “The Handmaid’s Tale.”
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15 Aug 2018
If you want to confirm that you just felt an #earthquake, you check Twitter. It's what you do. If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to Geico. It’s what you do.
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11 Aug 2018
We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people 💕
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Positive emotions are like antioxidants
Just doing my thing and living my lie *life
The GenX Files #UpdateAClassicSitcom
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Who’s The Bitch #UpdateAClassicSitcom
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Monica retweeted
Often Politicians tell us lies we want to hear rather than truths we need to know — leaving one to ask whether they should be followers of our desires or leaders of our needs.
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The CA Lottery: Selling 15 minutes of hope for $1
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28 Jun 2018
I try to compartmentalize, but then I remember that's how they built the titanic.
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A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you keep them to yourself.
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23 Jun 2018
if you don’t have a crush on me i’m sorry you have no taste
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20 Jun 2018
does ruining everything count as cardio?
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23 Jun 2018
There are no sad endings; only evolutions into something better
21 May 2018
Goodbye #LasVegas❤️ I’ll be back soon
19 May 2018
I’m not sure what’s worse: being heartbroken, or being heartbroken and pretending everything’s fine