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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld

Old #Bitcoin OG. Questions, check bio. I was joking about the whole “likely illegal” thing, of course coinjoin. Twatter makes me say this is a parody account.

Joined December 2020
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
13 Dec 2020
I’d like to take the time to thank the Bitcoin developers and Cypherpunks that made #Bitcoin what is today, while also branding their work as my own: Satoshi Nakamoto Hal Finney Nick Szabo Greg Maxwell Adam Back Wei Dai A sincere thank you. danheld.substack.com/p/plant…

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Danny boy strikes again. x.com/grok/status/1963965638…

Grok
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5 Sep 2025
The meme originated from wojakbitcoin's post on April 22, 2025, including their watermark. It was reposted on Reddit by yoobermcruber on September 3, 2025, and by Dan Held the next day without attribution.
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
13 Mar 2025
GregZaj1☣️
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
12 Mar 2025
Spent a ton on this hairdo, hope you guys like it

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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
25 Sep 2024
Where've I seen this? 🤔 x.com/DavidFBailey/status/18…

David Bailey🇵🇷 $2.0mm/btc is the floor
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25 Sep 2024
This cycle is a super cycle.
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Mr.Hodldamus
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30 Apr 2024
Dan Held is another fucking monkey.
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Dan spread FUD at bitcoin’s lowest price point this decade - but if you need it, here’s another reason not to listen to him. 🤣🤣
Monetary Reset @monetaryreset
8 Apr 2024
Bitcoin adoption can hurt bitcoin adoption.
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
13 Mar 2024
Looks like @danheld lost some weight
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
16 Oct 2023
True
HODLingFool
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16 Oct 2023
Not his fault. Blame the person he stole that tweet from.
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
16 Oct 2023
Danny never misses
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
24 Sep 2023
Atlas 🇨🇴⚡️#FreeSamourai 🥷⛓️‍💥
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23 Sep 2023
many Bitcoin Simpfluencers like @CarlBMenger are straight up ripping off small plebs out of their content and take all the credit for that work to later sell you a SHIT newsletter or something. Disgusting. Quit BT we don’t leeches here. Literally word for word…
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The resemblance is uncanny.
andhans @andhans_jail
4 Sep 2023
The photo above was taken in the print shop before his shirt was finished
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“Likes don’t matter.” *steals content to increase engagement*
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Dan Held Deez Nuts
Toni.Hodl @Stacking_sats_
1 Sep 2023
GM to all my 80IQ brothers!
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
30 Aug 2023
It’s not true unless Dan puts his watermark on it.
hodlonaut #BIP-110
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30 Aug 2023
When losing an argument, be like Dan. Blame it on 80 IQ plebs. Damn those pesky plebs! 😂
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
22 Jun 2023
Goddamnit Dan
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
19 May 2023
My understanding is that, after watching this video, @FrancisSuarez assigned Dan’s head it’s own zip code.
Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
19 May 2023
This dude also shilled blockfi. Do your own research, etc, etc.
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
19 May 2023
This dude also shilled blockfi. Do your own research, etc, etc.

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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
17 Mar 2023
Anybody that listened to @danheld’s advice about buying and holding bitcoin over the last few years has lost their funds to @BlockFi’s bankruptcy. “How to become a good bitcoiner” lol
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
13 Jan 2023
bUt he’S dOnE sO mUcH fOr #biTcOiN
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Monkey Held @MonkeyHeld
11 Nov 2022
That massive dome will finally be put to good use
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