The best fake color man in league for nothing. Tweets about Cleveland sports, mostly baseball. Kiley&Booms Spelling Bee Champ. TribeFeud Championship Team 2015
Joined May 2011
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44 days ‘til pitchers and catchers report.
#WaitTillNextYear
#Is2026NextYear
#StandForTheLand
#TeamNoPantski
#Guardsball
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Sigh. Couldn’t Rosey and Hammy simultaneously get laryngitis when I’m at a game?!?
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Silver lining: no other team in baseball will pick up a hitter at the trading deadline as good as the one that the Guardians will.
Get well soon, Hosey.
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Rhys Hoskins wastes an ABS Challenge.
This was a scheduled tweet.
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There’s a suicide squeeze, a safety squeeze, and a shitty squeeze.
That was the third.
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Guards end the game with an ABS challenge still unused!
Not the victory we wanted, but it’s progress.
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One way the Guards can keep fans from debating about who Gabriel Arias should replace on the roster when he’s ready?
Make us watch Stuart Fairchild try to hit for three weeks.
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There is nothing more annoying than the Google Cloud ad that GuardsTV shows over and over and over and over and over and over and when they haven’t sold the commercial air time.
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If you missed that double play Rocchio just started, don’t worry.
It’ll be replayed on highlight reels for quite a while.
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Really getting sick of seeing Brayan Rocchio batting ninth.
He’s consistently hit better than the 3-4 guys ahead of him.
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Monte the Color Man retweeted
Annual reminder that AppleTV lets you choose Hammy & Rosey audio for the broadcast.
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Out of challenges with one out in the bottom of the first.
#GuardsBall
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Travis Kelce is one of us.
Except, when we impulse-buy stuff in the middle of the night, it’s a $99 countertop hot dog roller that can cook up to 18 party franks at once. Not a major league ballclub.
Great quote from @tkelce after becoming a minority owner of the Guardians
(✍️@JeffPassan)
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I think Conrad's needs raise the stakes in the four tires contest.
I think if the Guardians give up four runs in an inning, the contestants should lose their tires.
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Monte the Color Man retweeted
May 23
Since pitches were first tracked in 1988, tonight's @CleGuardians - @Phillies game is the only MLB game where both starting pitchers:
pitched 8.0 innings
allowed 0 runs
struck out 6 batters
threw under 100 pitches
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The starting pitching on this road trip has been 🔥
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I wonder who President Trump will have replace Tulsi Gabbard as his Chief Spy going forward?
May 22
I am deeply grateful for the trust President Trump placed in me and for the opportunity to lead @ODNIgov for the last year and a half.
Unfortunately, I must submit my resignation, effective June 30, 2026. My husband, Abraham, has recently been diagnosed with an extremely rare form of bone cancer. He faces major challenges in the coming weeks and months. At this time, I must step away from public service to be by his side and fully support him through this battle.
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