Time flies by when you’re the driver of a train. Indie music loving, third rate football team supporting, arch miserabilist .
Joined December 2020
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8 Nov 2023
Yesterday, whilst sat at Stafford A Trainee driver in the seat, me on the second man’s side. I noticed a lady pacing up and down on the opposite platform. Just something about her seemed off. I watched her for a few seconds, then we got the Right away to leave.
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Jun 13
Half Man Half Biscuit - Knobheads on Quiz Shows [Official Audio] youtu.be/5tWSZxoi8ZU?is=XwJk… via @YouTube
#Bridgeoflies
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If anyone’s left a set of keys on 9A31 0700 Lancaster Euston. Give us a shout. A passenger found them
@AvantiWestCoast
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May 29
Top night in the smoke and what a venue to see one of my fav bands. Also apologies to Adam Buxton for declaring my love for him in the loo.
@PIXIES @RoyalAlbertHall
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May 16
Crucifixion?
Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next.
Crucifixion?
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May 15
Couple of photos from last nights @superfurry gig in Llandudno. Drank me self silly didn’t I!
#SFAOK
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Good afternoon children, on today’s episode of Blue Peter we’re going to make a model of the WCML.
You’ll need an adult to supervise and pipe cleaners, some Gloy Glue and a big fuckin hammer to smash it up when done!
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