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I am, and always will be, the CEO of Balor
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“We asked 100 marines, whats something you do not want to see boarding a Covenant ship?”
*LOUD BUZZER*
“NAKED PROPHET”
“Nak- HUH?”
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Jun 15
can’t recommend Skyrim enough. one minute you’re just walking, the next you get jumped by a dragon, and then you’re walking again and an assassin tries to jump you, and then you’re walking again and then someone else has been paid to kill you. original OP simulator
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Jun 15
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Jun 15
somewhere in your 20s or 30s you’ll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. its very important that you see that journey through
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Jun 14
This some #realyearning goin on big dog, you wouldn’t know nothing about that
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Jun 13
KRATOS respected that woman but his army of dumbass fans dont want to learn more about the woman who managed to calm the fucking ghost of sparta, fuck all of you, fake fans
Modern God of War combat system 🤝 Classic Greek era DNA
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So, a lot of you are miserable because you won’t make a basic effort to be socially presentable. You think it’s beneath you to engage in small talk or show interest in the lives of others. Your refusal to be kind and attentive is a moral failing, and it will keep you lonely.
Jun 11
a lot of socializing involves performative interest and i simply do not give a shit
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Jun 14
why does everyone wanna be disparaged during sex. why do no bottoms want to be loved and appreciated bro. i am programmed to lay pipe while thinking ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU but nobody want that in this economy ig
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Jun 13
concept: we wake up naturally together on a Sunday morning we are wrapped in clean sheets you pull me closer and kiss my forehead and I smile against your neck the window is open there's a small breeze we're listening to slow music and we have no plans today we are not hurried or rushed and we are in love
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Jun 13
This hurts like a dagger…
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Jun 13
First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends
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