Michael Picard is The Professional Douche | Banned From all Trump campaign events | unblocked by George Santos | Hated by Tom Homan | Contact: Michael@Picard.co

Joined March 2011
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Lolita Trolls Captain Underpants (Ft. @AlanDersh and Jeffrey Epstein) #Politics #Epstein #GoodPierogi #comedy #Satire #TROLL #MarthasVineyard
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You look pretty in a tutu, @JakeLang
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MUST WATCH! While he was trolling Jake Lang‘s latest hate-baiting stunt in NYC yesterday, Professional Douche @Mpicardd captured some excellent footage of one of the suspects lobbing a homemade bomb right over @waltermasterson outside Gracie Mansion. youtube.com/watch?v=-FMwmlZx…
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I’m with @JakeLang. We are Jeffrey Epstein.
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Can someone explain to me how @AngryPatriotX getting bitch slapped, and then walking away, makes him #alpha male? Also, @kevin_smith45, stop getting so emotional all the time. No more political violence.
New York YRC attendee "Kevin Smith" confronts Groyper generals "Woman Propaganda" and "Vrillium" before they retreat to Nick Fuentes & Sneako
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I backed @GeorgeSantos at sentencing, when he walked on the moon, when he invented the internet, when he killed Osama bin Laden, and stole hundreds of thousands. I begged Trump to free my #bffl and, after all that, this man still refuses to invite me to #SantosClaus2025. Unreal!
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Proof that @Georgesantos thinks about me ❤️.
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Yo @VishBurra, you got fired already?
17 Nov 2025
Exclusive: One America News fired “The Matt Gaetz Show” producer Vish Burra on Monday after he posted a cartoon last week that characterized Jewish people as scheming cockroaches he later labeled as “vermin,” TheWrap has confirmed. Read more: bit.ly/4i5sOnr 📸 Celal Gunes/Anadolu via Getty Images
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Next Up, 100k: Look Back, Channel Memberships, Merch, Picard v. Ridge, SECRET Rally, What's Next x.com/i/broadcasts/1vAxRQZzo…
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The world needs to know that our very own border czar is straight outta MS-13. Coming soon! @RealTomHoman didn't have the balls to meet me outside and he doesn't have the balls to fight me at the @WhiteHouse MMA event.
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Be A Part of my Next Troll! x.com/i/broadcasts/1PlKQMDAb…

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Still waiting on @RealTomHoman to get the balls to meet me offstage. He challenged me to a duel—We can even do it on his own turf at the @WhiteHouse MMA event next year for America’s 250th birthday. Proceeds go to the winner’s charity of choice.
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I confronted Former North Carolina Lt. Governor @markrobinsonNC, who wants to make slavery great again! #Politics #PublicFreakout #comedy #Trump
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I'm challenging @RealTomHoman to a steel cage match after he told me to meet him outside and was a no-show. Proceeds will go to the #charity of the winner's choice.
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Happy one year anniversary to my BFFL, @brianglenntv, and I. He sure has been chummy with me ever since I released this video last year.
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I Ruined Everybody's Day at a March For Life Rally
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Always showing up for my bffl, @georgesantos.
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That time I got George Santos to support NAMBLA.
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I just filed my memorandum in opposition to the Defendant's motion to dismiss. Here is the complaint: drive.google.com/file/d/1vVE… Here is the Defendant's motion to dismiss: drive.google.com/file/d/1ref… Here is my memorandum in opposition: drive.google.com/file/d/1IRt…
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This was satire, @TeamYouTube, because @realDonaldTrump was actually endorsed by the hate group.
31 Jan 2025
Hey @TeamYouTube: You’ve removed my vid of satirist @Mpicardd critical of hate speech as hate speech. Recently, you’ve removed numerous other for similar backward reasons. My channel has been demonetized after actor Michael Rapport claimed my vid of him as his own. Do better.
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