Heartbreaking ... such a lovely man. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0p…

Net migration of Dalmatians to the U.K. plummets

I read this as one title and got hyped af

if jesus was a liverpool fan he would not rise from the dead tomorrow

🌙This young man just gave the best reason as to why he's excited about space and NASA's Artemis II launch today.

I’m actually confused Do the youngsters these days not actually like women? Back in my instead of shaming women, we spent a lot of effort trying to have sex with them

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor arrested! New 'absolute rag of a publication' on sale now.

Giving up swearing would be a lot easier if we weren't living through a global cunt pandemic.

Did a story for the tabloids about this calendar. Possibly one of the worst things I've seen. #FlirtyFarage #NigelFarage #ReformUK

My battle with my Ebay nemesis 'Penis Pump Enhancer Man' ... @TheWorriersPod explains it all!

Unite the Kingdom rally 🇬🇧🇬🇪😡

You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

This is the truth.

That saying “I didn’t have that on my bingo card” needs to go away as soon as possible.

More than two decades after ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ ended its seven-season run, the beloved supernatural drama is eyeing a revival with a new chapter in the franchise. A followup series is nearing a pilot order from Hulu, with Sarah Michelle Gellar expected to star, reprising her signature role as Buffy Summers, sources said. Oscar winner Chloé Zhao, a self-professed lifelong Buffy fan, is set to direct the pilot, written by Nora and Lilla Zuckerman. All the details we know here: tinyurl.com/y4t9wy8w

Yo yo yo! A brand new episode of The Worriers has just landed! Go Worriers go!podfollow.com/the-worriers #worryyenot #YouOkWithThat #WhatYouSayin?

Is... is Liz Truss cosplaying as Paddington?

BBC taking the piss with that byline… #Trump #Epstein

I doubt any Troll here who’s trying to smear ⁦@Keir_Starmer⁩ about decade-old events will be interested to read these pages from my book about his record prosecuting rape gangs. But he’s done more to bring them to justice than Farage, Yaxley-Lennon - or Musk -will ever do.