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7 May 2021
Think I'm going to retire from Twitter today. It's important to know when one has peaked.
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This is tremendous.
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In case you were wondering exactly why Trump chose this week to start a war with Iran.
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17 May 2025
I’ve always loathed anything to do with Eurovision. It’s just shite TV. Wife and kids away tonight, so I’m watching Casino with an excellent Rioja and I couldn’t be happier.
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14 May 2025
Tried to get tickets for Lorde for my daughter. Was reminded of how utterly broken ticketing is as an industry, and what piratical bastards Ticketmaster are.
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26 Apr 2025
It’s been a long afternoon, but Jess and I have really locked in our spec for the @slateauto van. Can’t wait!
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20 Apr 2025
What’s the name for the era of parenthood where your teenaged children think they’re old enough to take mixed cocktails to a party, but not so old as to think they don’t need an Easter egg hunt?
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12 Apr 2025
I’m in here somewhere. God bless the internet - I’ve just had a McDonalds breakfast delivered to me in the queue.
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4 Apr 2025
AI image creation is out of control. It asked if “I should include your recent broken wrist” in the image, based on me mentioning it in a conversational spoken brief back in January.
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2 Apr 2025
Hot Cross buns should not be fucked about with. There is no place for toffee, chocolate, coffee, salted caramel or even much additional fruit.
I said what I said.
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22 Feb 2025
Tracking my daughter’s return home from a half term skiiing trip and giving her “helpful” fun facts about her location. This one is for for you @Tankslider
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4 Feb 2025
A plate of spag bol, a glass of of red wine, and a new series of Top Guns: Inside the RAF is a near perfect 9pm on a Tuesday moment.
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Stuart Forrest retweeted
3 Nov 2024
the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale
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27 Oct 2024
Rivals on Disney has me hankering after a mint XJS in signal red.
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Stuart Forrest retweeted
20 Sep 2024
A lady called into LBC to say she was furious at Starmer for accepting donations…
She then went on to say Boris Johnson was an angel in comparison
These people shouldn’t be allowed scissors.
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22 Sep 2024
I’ve added some explanatory notes to the DNA test my wife had done for our rescue pup.
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Stuart Forrest retweeted
13 Sep 2024
"I am American woman housewife in swing state. I voting for most excellent Donald Trump after I am seeing debate!"
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