Sarcastic Southerner transplanted from Louisiana to Arkansas. Roasting elites, fixing disasters & telling it like it is. Wine before woke & Tariffs before taxes
Joined March 2009
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16 Jan 2022
A doctor I follow on FB posted this and I died 😂
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I would not have survived the time Chandler spent in the NICU if it wasn't for my Mother. She sat with her for her vaccines and car seat test because I was literally psychotic after 89 days in that environment. She made Christmas happen that year. She did so much for me. As I face the year anniversary of her death I'm angry she isn't still here and so very grateful that she was.
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Watching President Trump walk to the UFC fight with Dana White is absolutely something. Happy Birthday Mr. President and thank you!
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Jun 14
Happy Birthday to the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. A relentless patriot who fights every day for the country he loves, the people he serves, and the American Dream. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Jun 14
I wonder how many Europeans will be obese by the time they head home after the World Cup?
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Jun 13
This is so insane😭😭😭
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Jun 13
Ya know, it isn't the people on SNAP that need it that bugs me. It's the politicians that are stealing the benefits that bug me.
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Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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Jun 13
Pfffft... A trillion dollars. Please.
That's like two daycares and a hospice.
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Jun 13
If I see one more post about what Elon Musk "could give to everyone" I'm burning something down.
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Jun 12
Quite frankly, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders should be the ones penalized for accumulating millions of dollars and never earning it.
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Jun 12
Saving LA - Phase III
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Jun 11
Are they done counting yet?
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Again, if I have to show my ID to buy Sudafed, you have to show your ID to vote.
Stop it.
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They stole the CA mayors race. I’m sorry. I am not a hair on fire person, but really when is enough going to be enough?
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I refuse to believe the people of California are this stupid and their elections are just plain ole rigged. Helps a little.
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Someone please come kill the Whippoorwill outside my window.
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The six year old currently sitting at a restaurant that only the rest of us would dream of entering at her age "Can someone pick up the check? I'm ready to go."
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