If you fake the funk, your nose will grow. (Gaba/Gool)
Joined October 2019
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28 Feb 2023
Sleeping on top of the fridge
27 Feb 2023
hey
what’s your cat doing right now
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28 Jul 2023
What I would do to go for a lap around Spa at least once, just once
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27 Jul 2023
What is soul?
Soul is rusty ankles and ashy kneecaps
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27 Jul 2023
I wake up 5 days a week to sit in front of a computer for 9 hours and fuck my back up even more
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26 Jul 2023
What is soul?
Soul is a joint rolled in toilet paper
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24 Jul 2023
1967 has an argument for being the best and most important year ever for music
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23 Jul 2023
Apocalypse Now
23 Jul 2023
The single best war movie is…
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16 Jul 2023
Dying to go to the beach but also don't want to melt into a hairy puddle
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14 Jul 2023
"mental midget" might just be my new favourite insult
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14 Jul 2023
Next smartcar I see is going to get tipped over what an obnoxious dumb car
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9 Jul 2023
Someone crash into Max and give us some entertainment please
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8 Jul 2023
Chef
6 Jul 2023
What is a profession that you aren’t currently practicing that you think you’ll be great at if you ventured into it?
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8 Jul 2023
I fucking love Silverstone what a gorgeous track
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5 Jul 2023
Nothing like a good falafel sandwich to combat an existential crisis
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25 Jun 2023
Very few things are as painful as your ice-cream melting and falling to the ground
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20 Jun 2023
It can't be a coincidence that every person who drives a picanto or an i10 is a dickhead
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19 Jun 2023
Serving mid level Lebanese food should be punished by getting hung at dawn
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