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CoLo retweeted
this is the theatrical trailer for the next episode. humanize JD are have him be born again again.
That swap out is looking like a 6 leg parlay.
Vice President JD Vance crossed into enemy territory today and walked away with The View's audience laughing on his side.
At one point, Joy Behar reached for the "childless cat ladies" line, begging for a fight. Vance refused to give her one.
JOY: "In the book, Mr. Vice President, you make a mea culpa for calling Democrats childless cat ladies."
VANCE: "My most bone-headed comment."
JOY: "What were you thinking?"
VANCE: "So Joy said when we were off air that I'm fine which I think is about the best endorsement I'm going to get from Joy Behar."
JOY: "Well for a Republican. For a Republican."
VANCE: "Thank you, I appreciate that. Graded on a curve here at The View."
He took the hit, charmed the hostile audience, and had the entire room celebrating his family in less than 60 seconds.
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CoLo retweeted
I just hit my toe on the edge of the bed
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Til my tongue broke!
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Let’s revisit why Laurie has 4 Emmys! 😂
Happy Birthday to 4x Emmy and 3x Tony-winning actress Laurie Metcalf.
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CoLo retweeted
How does Zach know abt the CorbinAI jokes..... #noticing #LoveIslandUSA
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SOL I PROMISE YOUR HAPPY ENDING ISN’T TOO FAR STAY VIGILANT MY SISTER
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CoLo retweeted
That one tweet about that lady enjoying having coffee in the morning with her husband was insane to watch unfold on here.
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CoLo retweeted
Fish waking up in the Reflecting Pool today.
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CoLo retweeted
I think about this turn and stank walk back to the service line OFTEN. 😭
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mindy kaling:
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you couldn't make The Office today, i've got BJ Novak in my basement & i'm not feeding him
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CoLo retweeted
She’s always had such a good understanding of timing and syncopation. There aren’t many better in that sense imo
Eve takes us back with her iconic hit “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” for NPR’s Tiny Desk
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CoLo retweeted
I feel bad for the niggas who got a crush on me rn cause idgaf
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sol & caleb being paired up by default instead of kicked out or sent out with bombshells #loveislandusa
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You got what you deserved
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My new hire takes a full hour for lunch every single day. They close their laptop and walk completely out of the building.
Yesterday I mentioned that the rest of the team usually eats at their desks to keep the momentum going.
I explicitly told them they can do what they want but culture matters.
This morning they handed me a formal complaint from HR about toxic work boundaries.
I am completely blindsided. I did not tell them they could not eat.
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CoLo retweeted
you could legit put “The King Of Queens” entire series on shuffle and never be disappointed in which episode it lands on next.
a true masterpiece.
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“The music industry is demonic”
“When I was younger I rapped about things I wasn’t proud of”
But months ago she was threatening to assault a child & 2 years ago she was telling another woman to go “conjure up their dead mother”… Interesting revelation…
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the first casa amor where i have no sympathy for anyone #loveislandusa
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