I AM.
Joined April 2009
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Mar 21
Not to brag but my car shines cars just driving by them. βοΈβ¨ππποΈπππ
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Mar 27
I challenge all the chemists in the world to make inexpensive, Eco-friendly, synthetic gasoline and smog checks a thing of the past.
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Amelia Martinez retweeted
Mar 25
Blue eyes
You can see death
So nervous you are
Eating your skin
When the monster finds you
He will decorate his walls
With your blood and guts
#horrorprompt
#vsshorror
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Mar 25
Prescribed burn on Angel Island? Space Shuttles not included.
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Mar 22
Everyone who betrayed me gets a visit from the grim reaper tonight!
#jesusiscomingbeholy
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Mar 22
Now the @usps postman at my POB is stealing my jewelry. This mf has a Fed job, home, and nice car and stealing from a disabled, homeless person without arrest. I'm not that bitch!
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Amelia Martinez retweeted
LA is not a real place man
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Mar 19
It's on now Satan!
DELETE @GOP @USDoEE @Chevron @shelloilcorp @TexacoGasTX @bp_America 8β½οΈ8
@BarackObama @SAJE_ShiftPower Cut all prices and property values in half as they are artificially inflated and half of the population is MIA.
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Mar 18
What a crazy week in the Bay Area. I've seen over a dozen ejected Endeavor Space Shuttlesπππ¨ zooming over my head, birds basking on a rocket submerged in water. spontaneous wildfires, & fighter jets on patrol.
Thank God @NASA @Space_Station @BlueAngels have it covered. ππΌ
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Mar 17
Not to brag but I turned Richmond / San Rafael Bridge into Rhodium.
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Mar 16
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Mar 15
Spoiler: I was born in your memories and you are saved in mine.
When i GO, EVERYtHING GOES WitH me.
8π8
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Mar 15
Unethical people are a dime a dozen these days.
Doing business with peeps should be a rewarding experience, not a trigger for PTSD.
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Mar 15
β¦@USNATOβ© β¦@DHSgovβ© β¦@NASAβ© β¦@NASAAmesβ© β¦@NASAKennedyβ© A space shuttle, stored inside a hangar at Gnoss Field Airport, went off by accident this morning, and launched a rocket into the sky.
The π catapulted up 30000 feet then descended westward.
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