John Prevost, the pope’s older brother, rang from Chicago with a computer problem — because Bob, as the family still calls him, has always been the one who fixes these things. “John, I’m the pope,” Leo reminded him. The reply came without a pause: “Oh, sorry pope. My computer is broken.” thelettersfromleo.com/p/john…

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when i was in 6th grade i had a gigantic crush on my math teacher, so a couple months into the school year i gathered up the courage to tell him "you know, you're very attractive" (ooh big girl words) This man stopped smiling immediately, looked me dead in my face and said "don’t ever say that to me again" and walked away and THAT IS EXACTLY THE WAY GROWN MEN SHOULD ACT WHEN MINORS SAY THINGS LIKE THAT. it hurt little me's feelings BAD and sometimes that is what it takes to not be a weirdo

Boomer dad: just get a job that pays well. Me: I have a job. It pays $58,000. Boomer dad: that’s not bad for starting out. Me: I’ve been here 6 years. Boomer dad: well negotiate a raise. Me: I did. They offered 2%. Dad: that’s something at least. Me: rent went up 9% this year. Dad: well you gotta budget. Me: I don’t go out. I don’t have subscriptions. I pack my lunch. Boomer Dad: when I was your age I had a house and two kids. Me: when you were my age a house cost $52,000. Boomer Dad: … Boomer Dad: well, dinner’s getting cold.

Mike McQueary, a Penn State assistant football coach, says that he has heard “skin on skin slapping sounds” coming from the showers after Coach Jerry Sandusky went in there with an underage boy. An investigation begins.

Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson dropped $23,000 on his family in one trip then wore the same $6 outfit the entire week "We all went to the Bahamas for New Year's. Everybody got an outfit, everybody got shoes, I got my outfit price tag, 23,000. Remember, it's eight of us" "We stayed at Atlantis. Each day I took a shower, changed my underwear, put a new tank top on, and put that same thing right back on. I don't care who sees me" "This whole outfit cost me six dollars. It's Urban Outfitters, from the sale rack a Levi jacket and some Dickies cut off like I'm a skateboarder. I don't skate, but I look good"

Jennifer Lopez says Oscar winner "Nomadland" is her "worst type of film." “It’s not why I go to the movies. I like musicals. I like romantic comedies. I like thrillers, you know? And [‘Nomadland’] is a slow-moving thing about grief, and there’s no escapism to it. And I do like some movies like that… but that one I just didn’t. It’s just a taste thing,” she continued. “And I know we need movies about grief! I understand." variety.com/2026/film/news/j…

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There's a French movie called Au Hazard Balthazar (The Donkey Balthazar) about a donkey who just goes around and looks at people & witnesses acts of human cruelty. Like 50% of the film is just a closeup of the donkey looking at something off screen. Anyway it’s generally regarded as one of the best films of all time