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Musky didn't invent anything.
He didn't innovate.
He is certainly not clever when it comes to science.
He is not even a good business person.
Using the stolen wealth he was given he could buy into and steal other peoples creativity.
And his space ship company is a Ponzi scheme.
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I remember the old days when the ex head of MI6 remained invisible.
Not celebrated as the cleverest man ever the minute he died.
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Every time i get assannited i grow another ear.
Not sure where to put them.
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I have decided to put my name forward as well.
Nobody knows me either but I might come fourth out of three.
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I wish these make up artists pretending to be political journalists would stop gossiping and would look up the word "journalist".
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"Self taught WW2 (and some WW1) History fan."
Is telling me off.
Crickey.
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Graham. Born before you. retweeted
Mar 24
🎥WHO PLACED THE BET?
Someone just made a killing with an extraordinarily well-timed bet on financial markets, minutes before Donald Trump's announcement of war talks yesterday.
Was it luck, or inside information?
Either way... someone just got rich.
Four min primer👇
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Andrew Neil @afneil reposts his own posts and spends the rest of his day insulting people.
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Not sure I would ask a plumber to fix a leek who only used garden peas and recycled bog rolls.
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Sam Coates to his mother: "Can I eat this apple Dad?" Uncle to Sam Coates: "No it's an Orange"
Interviewer at Sky: "Did you uneducate yourself privately?"
Sam Coates "I think so"
Interviewer at Sky "That will do"
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I suspect @SamCoatesSky wishes he was @lewis_goodall
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Andrew Neil could knock on Ratcliffes door and reminisce about the good ole days
In France.
Maybe put on a a BW movie about how British pluck won the war.
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Sophie C would struggle untli she was 90 if the suggested an IQ card.
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Melanie Phillips is so painful to watch/hear she has caused a crack in my stolen flat screen TV.
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31 Dec 2025
I am running out of cigarettes, alcohol,
and ... possibly something else.
HNY
Oh that was it.
Charm and sophictation.
And the ability to spell.
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18 Dec 2025
Farage is spending xmas in Clacton.
Sources tell me.
I could be @bbclaurak or @BethRigby
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