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No one actually cares about your suffering
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Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬 retweeted
"The pope's brother attended the gladiatorial combat held to commemorate the empire's 250th anniversary" is the kind of fun fact you'd hear in a history podcast and go "huh, wild"
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Santa stole my watch.
I like watches
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一人のアメリカ人として、私は他のどの「同盟国」の国民よりも、日本の方々に親愛の情と敬意を抱くようになりました。日本の方々がこちらを訪れてくださることは私たちにとって本当に素晴らしいことであり、今後さらに多くの方が、より頻繁に訪れてくださることを願っています
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Jun 14
WATCH: Japan fans are clean up the stands at Dallas Stadium.
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If we have to import foreigners for some reason can it be these ones?
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People keep saying this under 16 social media ban is just gonna leave kids brainwashed by bluesky which won't be banned. I however predict that this will just make bluesky REALLY REALLY racist because its about to be flooded with under 16 year old boys. Its gonna be a golden age.
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I think the cold cheese and onion british sandwich probably tastes pretty good
Jun 14
I have a lot of respect for British cuisine, but the "cheese and onion roll" is really pushing it
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Built wrong. Built incorrect.
Jun 14
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As an american i would honestly smash like 4 of these. Just add some pickle and maybe some barbacue sauce.
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I didn't even know we had a soccer team.
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Jun 13
I know it's a longshot but if America actually wins the world cup in a sport none of us care about on our 250th birthday the rest of the planet should just pack it in
Jun 13
2026 is the year of the American Patriot!
We're winning the World Cup for our 250th birthday.
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What a surprise. The world lost.
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Congratulations @Tsar_Martyr! So glad to hear the birth went smoothly!!
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Wesford, brother
What a day it is for you. Congratulations on welcoming your newborn man!!!!
@Tsar_Martyr
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Im Just Looking for My Watch 🦬 retweeted
Jun 13
@MyWatchIsLost is 50% beer and 25% pretzel
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Will be updating you all on this
Hawaiian rolls, Arby’s sauce from the store, nacho cheese, roast beef. Throw it in the oven and it’s p fire #MomSlopMagic
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ABS, always be sifting
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Who up sifting they worms
Sifting out some worm castings, you could say my Friday nights get pretty crazy round here
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