Joined January 2026
- Tweets 392
- Following 1
- Followers 11
- Likes 82
25 Photos and videos
Could anyone get me a scroll of Test of Pregnancy? I'll pay you back.
1
23
I want to formally apologize to the thirty three wood elves that got caught in my Warding Glyph: Infinite Flying Death Daggers the other day. I mean, like, it's also your fault that you're in my part of the woods, but Infinite Flying Death Daggers is just supposed to incapacitate
41
Like, seriously. I leave for ONE quest and when I come back my alchemy chamber looks like this.
2
33
Taking apprentice applications right now. Just had to get rid of my last one. Most disappointing.
21
I have returned from my quest to the farthest reaches to discover the Lord of Villainy and Fear has vastly expanded his evil empire.
I shall defend the enchanted forest to the last scroll.
1
2
46
I call upon you who are in the empty air,
you who are terrible, invisible, almighty, a
god of gods, you who cause destruction and
desolation, you who hate a stable household,
you who were driven out and have roamed
foreign lands, you who shatter everything
and are not defeated.
1
1
51
I call upon you; I com-
mand your prophetic powers because I call
upon your authoritative name to which you
cannot refuse to listen, IO ERBETH IO
PAKERBETH IO BOLCHOSETH IO
PATATHNAX IO SORO IO
NEBOUTOSOUALETH AKTIOPHI
ERESCHIGAL NEBOUTOSOALETH
ABERAMENTHOOULERTHEXAN
1
44
Come to me and go and strike
him down, Richard, Local Huntsman with chills and fever.
39
orb vision last night was a cave troll who hadn’t cut their nails in a while. sorry to disappoint, apprentices.
2
61
peered into my orb this morning and saw some really long feminine fingers. i'm excited. waiting by the door to my tower with a bottle of Elvish lubricant.
#wizard #Relatable
1
88
just levitated past the academy. i'm really worried for this new generation of apprentices. i saw one casting "Alter Vape Flavor"
1
80
that feel when a merchant tries to haggle with you about elixir prices so you kill him with spells
#wizard #relatable
1
91
i have to journey the enchanted forest today. my idiot chud apprentice ate all the wizardberries.
#wizard #disappointment
80
Mysterious Wizard retweeted
do not dabble in necromancy.
1
1
63