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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
Please don't ever cut me off from karaoke.
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If you want to know how to get a 5 star rating on Uber this is how. Okay G2G. Be back in a few months..maybe.
MachoManRandySavage retweeted
Just another gif of a dog chasing a ball.
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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
24 Jul 2019
travis scott turning up in the club to “we are young” is one of the best things i've seen in a minute 😭😭😭 x.com/pharowagdy/status/1151…

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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
Imagine being high on every drug at a festival and Shaq comes out of nowhere to body you x.com/dixonbryce1/status/115…

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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
Taxation without representation was distasteful.
Replying to @beINSPORTS_EN
Storm in a tea cup! #USWNT through to the final... but was Alex Morgan's celebration distasteful? #beINWWC #ENGUSA #FIFAWWC
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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
19 Jun 2019
Everyone pray for Pennsylvania Ain’t nothing wrong with us we just haven’t seen sunlight in years and our whole state is under construction
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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
Why does this dude’s tongue come out of his mouth when he says “jail”?
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Lol, still love being caught in this video 😂
Living the good life out here in The Woodlands. #Firefly2017
Hi again. Still here. Check this in another few months. Prob post the same thing. 🤙🏽
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Lol forgot I had a Twitter. Still not gonna use it.
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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
20 Nov 2018
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY FUCKIN LOOK AT THIS
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MachoManRandySavage retweeted
Anthony Bourdain had one of the only shows on tv that tried with all its might to teach Americans not to be scared of other people.
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