I am awesome.
Joined March 2009
- Tweets 124,035
- Following 2,001
- Followers 2,398
- Likes 139,151
4,950 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
22 Jul 2018
Ralph has been staring at Australia for several minutes.
26
102
1,078
Allison F.🦉 retweeted
5 Dec 2023
I understand Kimberly Guilfoyle is a big name, but I can’t help thinking about the struggling models who would kill to land the cover of Impact Wealth magazine.
27
10
293
44,120
26 Oct 2023
I don’t post on Twitter much anymore but I just wanted to say that the mayor of Auburn who’s been on Today show this morning is a complete right wing Dipshit who I went to high school with
1
1
11
561
26 Oct 2023
Dude literally said a few months ago that he supports mandatory dress codes in school because girls are dressing too slutty these days, and “show their calves”
3
239
You folks ever heard of a mirror?
What @WhiteHouse isn't telling you: They're giving a single government agency power to arbitrarily set medicine prices with little accountability, oversight or input from patients & their doctors—with consequences long after this administration is gone. onphr.ma/3qIK0Jj
Community note
PhRMA, the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America, is a lobbying group working on behalf of pharmaceutical manufacturers.
c-span.org/organization/?…
4,862
9,636
71,586
11,191,341
Allison F.🦉 retweeted
29 Aug 2023
I feel like among all the charges of wokeness and anti-wokeness we’ve forgotten what normal racism is, such as assuming black people will see a mug shot and instantly become sympathetic to whoever it is
6
46
571
58,322
Allison F.🦉 retweeted
25 Aug 2023
"The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
385
5,774
24,860
1,899,493
24 Aug 2023
Very possible that I am richer than Trump.
24 Aug 2023
Scoop: Trump covered the cost of his $200,000 bond by putting 10% toward it & is working with a local Atlanta bonding company, called Foster Bail Bonds LLC, sources told me & @SaraMurray.
1
8
366
18 Aug 2023
listening to BBC this morning where they were interviewing residents who repeatedly said this was something they "never imagined happening", which is a thing that can no longer happen with climate change, Imagine it. Imagine it all.
18 Aug 2023
BREAKING NEWS: Kelowna wildfire grows 6 times larger overnight vancouver.citynews.ca/2023/0…
1
3
222
17 Aug 2023
never saw The Blind Side because at the time it seemed REALLY White Savior-y just from the ads. Icky vibes.
1
12
239
17 Aug 2023
like I remember thinking it was an odd choice for Sandra Bullock
2
1
147
17 Aug 2023
I think this movie would have trouble gaining traction if it were made today, and that’s a good thing.
2
97
17 Aug 2023
low key mystified by people who always tuck their shirt in and feel good about it
1
6
244