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A-fucking-men.
“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
And then we’ll beat your ass with them.
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A circus inside AND outside.
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Legitimately the best game I’m seen the US men’s soccer team play in my entire life.
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Jun 13
Thank goodness for Birthright citizenship
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Jun 12
We can confirm Freddy is real, is German and loves New Orleans 👏
Jun 12
Quite the surreal morning in New Orleans today. We got a tour of the Saints and Pelicans facilities.
Thank you so much for giving us this opportunity. Once in a lifetime.
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Jun 12
Did Alexi Lalas just say “fooking wanker” on national tv?
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Jun 12
We really have to stop defining it this way. Stop comparing value to GDP. It’s apples to oranges.
Tesla generated $98B in revenue in its last full year. SpaceX reported $18.7B. That’s $116.7B. That puts him ~67th, not 20th. And don’t call him an “economy.” That’s weird.
Jun 12
If Elon Musk were a country, he would be the world’s 20th largest economy, between Saudi Arabia (19th) and Switzerland (21st).
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Notice you said “full flavor.” Feature, not a bug.
In Dublin, pub had a sign that read, “All Americans must be accompanied by an adult.” Told them I was Irish descent & would only drink Guinness. Asked “Why is beer cold in America? To distinguish it from piss.” They let me in.
Jun 12
Full flavor beer is piss
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4 brewery CEOs walk into a bar.
CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.
CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.
CEO of Corona orders a Corona Light.
CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.
The first three look at the Guinness guy funny. “Why didn't you order a Guinness?” one asks.
"If you 3 aren't ordering a real beer, I figured it’d be rude if I did."
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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If I’m playing SpaceX today, I get in ASAP at whatever price, then set a stop loss at -3% of the high. Just get in and get out and don’t be emotional about it.
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You’d be in at 151 and stopped out at 160.31 at 5%. Or 158.11 at 3% stop. 5-6% gain and go home for the day.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk is expected to have a net worth of $1.33 trillion this year
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