lol... this is an obvious unhinged joke, one that I personally wouldn't encourage anyone to make, but I want to point something out here:
the screenshot Ethan is showing is from a Discord export, which is typically standardized to UTC. you can see the message says it's from 8:23AM.
the second screenshot, from the moderators of the server, was taken in EST. it shows the time the message was deleted as being 4:23AM.
UTC is 4 hours ahead of EST.
the message was deleted by a moderator the moment it was posted.
We've been made aware of a message circulating from a user called lumpywilly, we have investigated and discovered that the message was NOT from our server. Any implications that it came from our server are being made dishonestly. Proof below: