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Feb 15
keep your toilet squeaky clean by taking a shit in the kitchen sink
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Jun 10
maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette
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Jun 12
Stock market analyst : So we’re seeing all these waves because of what’s happening in the world being reflected on the market. See this wave here is due to this firm buying out that one, and this bigger wave here is due to this country invading that one…
Trump : CANNONBAAALL
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Jun 10
Do people who go camping know about not camping?
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Jun 9
under capitalism “growing up” is basically a process of unlearning empathy
Jun 9
Tell me a random fact:
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Jun 9
Going to another punk concert to take my mind off the permanent ringing in my ear
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Jun 9
men invented handshakes so they could hold hands in the workplace
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Jun 9
I'll block and I'll mute and I'll click "I don't like this ad" your ads down
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May 18
A flawed system was made so either purposefully or accidentally, meaning either by assholes or idiots, meaning humans, vote AI
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being poor is neat
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Apr 25
Speaking as a guy who poops, you’re doing it wrong
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shape or form something differently or again
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May 7
I haven't tweeted in so long I hope I haven't forgotten how to : *sharts* Oh no ! That's not a tweet !
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Apr 17
Water is heavier than air which is why there are no fish astronauts
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Apr 15
Be a pioneer they said, be the first people on a whole new planet they said *breathing recycled farts*
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27 Sep 2024
Started a fart but got bored halfway through
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