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May 8
My son Doug doesn’t understand my sense of humor. Like that time I named him Doug
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With a trillion dollars I would buy the moon and just look at it and then charge people for looking at it
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"I must grow even taller and commit even more obvious fouls."
Jun 14
“We absolutely dominated for most of the series”
Victor Wembanyama after the Spurs lost 4-1 in the Finals
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Sawing my foot off to get out of the escape room because I hate riddles
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Jun 11
i never feel more confident than when i have a freshly wiped asshole
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Jun 6
Due to my large butthole, I will no longer be attending the tiny butthole convention
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Jun 4
Drunk driving the Oscar Mayer wienermobile into an embankment
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Jun 4
Don’t worry, @Disney. I have just purchased three more tickets to see the mandolin and grongu. We’ll get this turned around
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Jun 3
VOTE COCK BOBSON FOR CONGRESS
🇺🇸 I LIKE COCK 🇺🇸
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Jun 2
I would like to let AI take over my brain and my body. I would like to go into a deep sleep and meet Jesus and learn about Jesus
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Jun 2
Speaking as both a senator AND a congressman, I am also a medical doctor
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Jun 2
Left my wallet on the bus which means someone is going to stumble upon it and find the picture of me photoshopped into a loving family
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Jun 2
I hope I'll have great big quivering jowls when I'm older
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