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ɴᴀᴍʀᴜ @Namru

not an uggo

Joined June 2009
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ɴᴀᴍʀᴜ@Namru
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Got kicked out of the family group chat this morning because I told my sister she should have got therapy instead of getting her teeth whitened.
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The only Americans that can keep up with us on cheese making and binge drinking are Wisconsinites. The rest of you are complete trash.
An Al Dente Chonker@djsteveasaurus
Jun 15
Replying to @TheCartoonLoon @TheL0wner
Americans don't need the snacks to fuel our alcoholism, they are just a bonus.
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Uncle Phil@jsin215
Jun 15
Replying to @Namru @TheCartoonLoon
It's pretty weird how this is your go to for melted, sliced cheese. Next time atleast find a pic that's melted and keep the weird fetish shit to yourself
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Can we push the social media ban up to 18 please.
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Saw some teenagers smoking cigarettes and drinking cheap cider in the park. The world is finally healing. 🙏
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Man, you can see the exact moment his little heart breaks.
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Still can't find it.
ɴᴀᴍʀᴜ@Namru
Jun 3
Has anyone seen my capo?
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@even_steven8tht
Jun 8
I’m sorry but did nobody attend a public high school in the US???
mia@shirtlessangel
Jun 7
why is hudson williams as a straight man having AIDS written on himself as a form of joke?
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Big news if true.
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Nasser
@RichPianian
Jun 4
femiiiiii.@femiiiszn
Jun 3
i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.
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Russian warship, go f*** yourself
@JonezinWidJonez
Jun 3
Replying to @5Pillarsuk
5Pillars when Pride Month rolls around
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Jenny 🌺@G0AwayHeat
Jun 3
All the kids’ favorites are here: Luigi, Mario, Bowser, Prostitute, Toad.
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You forgot punching horses.
Vegas dreaming@vegas_dreaming
Jun 4
Replying to @Namru
Oh damn they aren’t destroying a city and besting people and setting fire to anything they can find.
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The new thing I cringe is Americans supporting football teams from places 3000 miles away. I support Aaron Villa, for better or worse, because I grew up 10 minutes from Villa Park. Anything other than that is cringe as fuck
ɴᴀᴍʀᴜ@Namru
Jun 4
I've annoyed some fat Americans.
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I've annoyed some fat Americans.
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"Yeah, American football fans are REAL hooligans!" American football fans:
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Has anyone seen my capo?
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Loving how a dispute over Lego has exposed a corrupt Mormon police department. Classic, wholesome internet shit.
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American fans at the World Cup: "We support the US, US, US! That's the way we like it, like it, like it! We believe that we can win, we can win, we can win!" England fans:
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Allie ✞
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Jun 3
“Your $10 toaster pales in comparison to my solution: a $10 toaster that requires more work”
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@shagbark_hick
Jun 2
It's honestly crazy that people pay for electric toasters. They're not easier to use than old-school nonelectric stovetop toasters. They're more expensive. They break and must be replaced far more often. Nonelectric toasters are more beautiful, more effective, and cheaper.
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