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Me "it's 70 out" Eurotard "no it's 21.111 and that's a far better way to know the temperature outside"
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This is so sad and pathetic
Replying to @BowTiedLowrider
In America you might give a little cheer when you score a touchdown. In England we go mental over every single goal, and would spill beer everywhere and over everyone. I like going to games and not going home stinking of beer
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Eurotard sees melted cheese for the first time and immediately thinks of dick
C U M
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"Aerosol cheese"
Completely forgetting about the famous cum soaked beef flap sandwich. A true delicacy only aerosol cheese can deliver.
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Today is like the first day that feels like world cup in philly so there's jerseys all over the place. These people have no concept on how to cross a street. Its worse than i expected and while I thought this would be mostly a euro issue the #Ecuadorians have fully disappointed
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Why in 2019 was the sitting Attorney General @DAGToddBlanche looped in on epstein defense team emails?
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Most expensive nap in the history of the country
President Trump is asleep at Game 3.
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This retard had zero examples
Replying to @yellowwordle
Do you think this is the only example?
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That baby is terrified of her 5 head
Guess who is set to receive $1,000 after signing up for a Trump Childhood Investment Account!?!? Sign up here⬇️ trumpaccounts.gov/
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Ron knows the answer but I still find his retard Ron routine amusing
Evidence against the current interpretation of birthright citizenship (being challenged by the Trump admin before SCOTUS): If anyone who is born on US soil is automatically a citizen, then why did Congress need to enact a statute granting citizenship to Native Americans?
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This is more about the state of the economy and health care than it is about fraud.
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Oz: We believe that 35% roughly of the people that are using the Affordable Care Act are not legit because they have never filed a claim.
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Someone woke up and decided to open a window and now its an indictment of a whole country 🤣😂🤣😂 Never change Europe
I slept in a room last night with a mini-split and a screened window. The previous guest had the window shut and the mini-split at 68 degrees, despite the fact it gets into the 50s at night where I am in Virginia. I was so chilly from the fresh night air I had to close the window at midnight. I’m sorry, but a lot of my fellow Americans are like the person who slept in the room before me — they’ll run an a/c when the outdoor temperature is lower than the a/c setting. This is ridiculous, bad for the environment, and financially wasteful. Let’s enjoy America’s a/c abundance while making intelligent choices about how and when to use it!
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"Muh overheated hard drive" witch says it's OK for trump to make it a partisan event because dems mightve tried to do it after he made it partisan
America250 was originally going to be ran by NGOs with an explicit, left-leaning agenda to promote global, multilateral “democracy,” as demonstrated by @SKDoubleDub33 . Then Trump rooted out most of that nonsense. I suspect what we’re seeing is a revenge tour by the original NGOs who are painting the current celebration as “partisan.” If they can’t be in control, they have to destroy it for everyone else.
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This might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard a foriegner say about America
Theres a massive difference between Cannes and Edinburgh and No difference between Boston and New Orleans.
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YouTube is what taught me how to change the brakes on a modern car and do a bleed without having to use a laptop
There’s going to be so many accidents caused by people who think they can correctly replace brakes on a modern vehicle with YouTube, AI, and $200 at AutoZone
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The difference in donors under $200 is why but when your getting paid per post that won't work
Massie has more money than his opponent, but if he loses tonight, that means the seat was bought? I’m not following.
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Everyone posting Masshole today
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This retard is retarded
I'm confused here. I was told by all the Loser Libertarian MASSHOLES that the Jews are buying this election and stealing it from Thomas Massie? 👀
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This is a 1 person race 🤣😂
Once through this red light, two lanes merge into one, so the Porsche pulled up beside my @cybertruck thinking he would just overtake me. Looks like the car behind him was thinking the same thing. I wonder what they are thinking now?!🤣
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Trading Cuba for Taiwan will be one of the dumbest things a president has ever done
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