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This too shall pass
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If you show a man you are willing to suffer, he will make you SUFFER
Whatโ€™s a marriage lesson you learned from watching someone elseโ€™s marriage?
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"if you don't have twice the money, don't buy it" lol, my first iphone wey I buy, if I no close eyes buy am that time, I for still dey use itel till now๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i swear i'm friendly, you just have to talk to me first.
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Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police. Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.
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This my age don serious pass graduate trainee. Nobody need MD,GM, CEO, COO, or DG?
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For those searching for a life partner, may St. Anthony of Padua be your guiding light. May he help you find the right partner๐Ÿ™
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your urge to pee ruining your nap is actually ragebait
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Looking for my own money cos I'm not entitled to another person's own.
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This is now their 25th Night in the captivity of terrorists. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Nigeria is far too underdeveloped for the cost of living to be this high.
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those long calls where you guys start sharing pictures in between .. โ€œ i just sent it to youโ€ where ? on which app ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ >>>>>
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Squatting with people will make you realize nothing beats having your own space and being in control of your own life, even if it is a cubicle.
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Racism is literally mental illness because why are u mad at me cuz God made me black? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump
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I like as June dey do, Before you know 6pm
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Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I canโ€™t explain it, but it does.
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idk, but dating someone in your age range. >>
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I like mine very fine, intelligent and out of everyone elseโ€™s reach.
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Someone helps you with a big favor and you say โ€œthanksโ€. lmao
I donโ€™t like ppl who dk how to say thank you
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I donโ€™t like ppl who dk how to say thank you
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