when you’ve got something to say silence is a lie.
Joined November 2010
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People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.
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It be your friends frr 😅
you be out with your friends at an event & they say “ see your bestie over there” you peep and realize … the best friend they saying is your “ex”.. the one that did you the dirtiest 💀😂
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people with no sense of humor are so draining to be around. I can’t be explaining every joke when I am around you
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Louder please…. 🤭
being broke is a crazy place to be as a man 😭
your babe paid for your breakfast, bought fuel for your generator, and basically rescued your entire day... now u’re overthinking your contribution in bed
“should i join in her moans ? or should i be louder ?? or silent” 💀sigh
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I was once talking to a guy who told me his favorite swallow is fufu and that he never buys the ready-made kind. He said he makes it completely from scratch, as in starting with grated cassava, cooking it, and then pounding it himself. I honestly did'nt believe him until he sent me pictures of not one, but two different sizes of mortars in his kitchen.
Run away from any bachelor that cooks moinmoin, marriage is not on his mind. O ti mo ayinike ati ayinipada ounje.😂😂😂😂
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This is deep
The person you marry is more important than the job you choose.
A bad job can affect your work life.
A bad marriage can affect your work life, finances, mental health, family life, sleep, friendships and almost everything else.
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I don't want a relationship for the title, I want a best friend, a spiritual partner, a soulmate
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maturing is realizing no one actually has life figured out so never compare your journey to anyone else’s.
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iMessage just feels like a waste to Nigerians
I think we hardly use it
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She think say you still dey wear pampers 😂
“ heyy boo .. my bestie, ajoke.. says i should follow her to her family house this weekend, i will be back first thing on monday morning, please take care of yourself for me ”
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😂😂 where her bestie dey live, Orchid Rd?
“ heyy boo .. my bestie, ajoke.. says i should follow her to her family house this weekend, i will be back first thing on monday morning, please take care of yourself for me ”
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all black women 🤩 ✨ what a guy!! micheal jackson was
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