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America 5150

visiting the shaolin monks then losing the wu tang game in historical fashion is crazy storytelling

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

Hunter Biden when replying to MAGA accounts:

Bears-Broncos Super Bowl plz

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

Wow I can't believe Mr Beast is poor just like me

Barak Ravid has made a whole career out of these articles telling Americans they don't need to worry about the latest horrifying war because the president is taking care of it. Some Ravid headlines from the Biden administration: Biden “running out” of patience with Bibi as Gaza war hits 100 days Scoop: Biden in “frustrating” call told Bibi to solve Palestinian tax revenue issue Biden’s ultimatum to Bibi: Change Gaza policy or we will White House temperature is “very high” ahead of Biden-Bibi call “We won’t support you”: Inside Biden’s ultimatum to Bibi Israel and U.S. deeply divided in meeting on key Rafah operation issues Biden and Bibi “red lines” for Rafah put them on a collision course Biden-Bibi clash escalates as U.S. accused of undermining Israeli government Biden and Netanyahu hold first call in a month amid public split Biden breaks with Netanyahu but sticks with Israel Biden on hot mic: Told Bibi we needed “come to Jesus” meeting on Gaza Biden, in rare criticism, warns Netanyahu that Israel risks losing global support Biden, in rare criticism of Bibi, says pause in Gaza fighting should have come sooner Scoop: Blinken warns Israeli officials global pressure will grow longer war goes on Israeli minister lambasted at White House about Gaza and war strategy Scoop: Biden tells Bibi he’s not in it for a year of war in Gaza Blinken unloads on Bibi: “You need a coherent plan” or face disaster in Gaza Scoop: White House cancels meeting, scolds Netanyahu in protest over video Netanyahu irked by “critical” Harris comments

My favorite book series is def the fruits of sin anthology: The Grapes of Wrath The Bananas of Sloth The Kiwis of Greed The Raspberries of Envy The Peaches of Pride The Coconuts of Lust The Cherries of Gluttony

joke alert

“I live on a remote island that has almost no contact with the rest of human society” Boots Riley: are you able to chop down some of your islands’ trees to make a raft in order to see I Love Boosters?

Might as well build a needle big enough to fit a camel through the eye

A miniature horse stepped on my phone and deleted this post earlier. Anyway, I’ve lost a lot of good friends in the last few years. Unfortunately it's something you go through in life. It's part of it. You turn to your friends, family, community. I had a really good friend Tom. It's hard to talk about Tom cause he was such a good buddy. Met him in third grade. We were like brothers. A few years ago at the beach, I noticed he had a little something on his back and I said Tom you should have that checked out. It's probably nothing, but see your doctor. He did a biopsy. Turned out it was not good and they gave him three months to live. How do you process that? How do you make sense of that? I decided I would not leave his side for those next three months. We had this incredible party that celebrated his life. We ordered his favorite food. We made his favorite playlists. We all danced with him and hugged him. Those three months happened quick. He was still alive. Six months later. He's still alive. He's embarrassed that he is still alive. He's been avoiding us for months. Nine months, 10 months. He's still alive. Now he wishes he were dead. December 20th 6:15 PM at Cedar Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, California. He was still alive. He's not leaving his house because he feels like a fraud. We spent a lot of money on refreshments for his death party and I sprained my ankle dancing that night. You're supposed to be dead. All those $50 gift cards we gave you. Two weeks later, I’m having a party at my house. He shows up wearing braces. The next day he takes a private jet to The Bahamas, I think oh, don't judge. Don't judge. Maybe he was looking for a place to spread his ashes. No he got a timeshare in The Bahamas with his new fiancé. Three months from that day. He did die thankfully. It wasn’t from that disease. It was a random accident. He was hit by some asshole driver in a Hummer. I was texting and driving. I did not see him. Oh I hit him hard too. Those braces caused $17,000 worth of damage to my car. $17,000. How do you process that? You can't, you can't. You have to accept it. I left the braces on the bumper and a month later it straightened itself out.

for sale, baby shoes - worn once [way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]

End AIPAC aka Vote Jew No Matter Who

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

RETWEET IF NIKOLA JOKIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD 🃏 🔥🌎

“Hey, we’re the Hospital, here’s a bill for $1400.” “What’s it for?” “Ooohh excuse meeee, Sherlock Holmes over here is on the case!”

I’m crying this is so accurate

Me: Is giving a blowjob feminist or anti-feminist? Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water