Lee Hurst is to comedy what Loozza Fox is to acting.

Such a sombre and dignified response to the death of a young man. I do hope you are proud @Nigel_Farage.

Some notes on my work ethic: -I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks. -I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security. -I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort. -when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs. -although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. -I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings. -but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension. Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.

Heidi

This is the sort of memorial idiot anti-vaxxers want to bring back.

DEFEND ARE CULTURE! Like the traditional British pass-time of attempting to play an instrument whilst balancing thinly sliced meats on one’s shoulder. I fondly remember dear old Grandpa attempting the bassoon with some turkey giblets under each arm. Simpler times…

This is utterly disgusting. I thought the porn industry had higher standards than this. #Reporn

Could have been worse. They could have let @LozzaFox ‘sing’.

Farage on his £5 million “gift” from crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne: 14 May 2026: “Frankly, it was given as a reward for campaigning for Brexit for 27 years.” 9 May 2026: “There was nothing political in its nature at all.”

Best Banksy.

The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker. Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year. Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead. Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency. Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle. Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free. Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to. Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds. Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires. Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle. Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all. Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons. Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting. Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again. Pint, mate?

The police are under no obligation whatsoever to inform the general public of the progress of a live investigation. Why? Because if media (and social media loons) get hold of the wrong suspect's ID and details and spread it around, not only will it impede the police investigation, but it will also potentially ruin the life of an innocent person. In extreme cases, even if they have identified someone that police believes is the right person, publicity can be so overwhelming that their defence team could argue that there is no possibility of that person ever getting a fair trial as a result of the pre-trial publicity. We have "innocent until proven guilty" as a concept for a reason. Tommy the Sniff ended up being convicted of contempt of court in 2019 for interfering in trials, not just once but after he was already warned that it was dangerous to do so. This is what the High Court said about his case: - His online publication of details about the criminal case involved a breach of a reporting restriction order imposed under s4(2) of the Contempt of Court Act 1981. - The content of what he published online gave rise to a substantial risk that the course of justice in the criminal case would be seriously impeded, thereby amounting to a breach of the rule of contempt law known as “the strict liability rule”. - By aggressively confronting and filming some of the defendants in that case as they arrived at court, he interfered with the course of justice. He has set a trend in the UK of a) virtually any numpty with a phone and a blazing rage about something now calling themselves a "Citizen Journalist" with no training, no qualifications, no accreditation and, crucially, no understanding of journalistic ethics and rules and b) "Citizen Journalists" believing their own nonsense so much that they think they deserve to be told whatever they want to know, again with no concept of the damage that might do to the investigative process or the subsequent legal process. The police will issue CCTV and/or details of the Epsom suspects when it is safe to do so for the purposes of their investigation. Going on social media to rally the troops, turning up at the police station in numbers, blocking and lobbing projectiles at the police will not make them change their Standard Operating Procedures just because self-declared "Citizen Journalists" who don't know their arses from a hole in the ground believe they have a "right to know". Finally, and most importantly: have any of you self-important self-entitled men thought for a minute about what your actions would do the victim of this terrible offence if, through your behaviour, the investigation is impeded or a trial collapses? Of course you haven't. Because your "right to know" and "right to publish" as a self-appointed "Citizen Journalist" - and above all, your determination to spread racial hatred - is all that drives you.

Fearless international investigative journalist Tineh Tommeh here reporting on a church fire in Canada. The building hasn’t been used as a church for years. If the vast Canadian Muslim army are deliberately burning down churches, why torch a disused one? Divisive clown.

Look at those deep footprints, those would have been impossible, because there is no atmosphere on the moon.

Sometimes the simplest actions can be the most radical. A beautiful, life-affirming and inspiring film. I am proud of my city. #everybodytokenmurestreet

It wasn’t just ‘The Simpsons’ that has proved prescient. ‘Futurama’ was also future-casting. Twenty five years ago.