Hi I'm Neil, I'm fly without wings. Comedian, writer, gamer...and many other things to all people. FTW = FOR THE WIN! I love the world.

Joined June 2009
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💀DIA DE MUERTOS IS UPON US! 💀 Join us as we visit the various ghosts and creepy crawlers of New York and North Dakota with comedians @KyleClarkIsRad, @NeilCharlesFTW, and @LukeFJensen! You don’t wanna miss this one just because Halloween is over! Give us a listen. Lynx-N-Reply
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Got a banger of a FREE stand-up comedy show this evening in Santa Monica with @Carter_Glascock, @HollyPerk @NeilCharlesFTW, @Shane_Showbiz, and @SlamHarter! Y’all come by and say “Hey!”.
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I remember I dated a woman that used the term “hullabaloo” a lot. Just off the strength of that I knew it wasn’t going to work out. I know what you’re thinking and the answer is NO she wasn’t!
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28 Nov 2022
Me at 15 watching my crush get picked up after school by a Nigga in college 😒
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America is huge compared to other continents
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Hakeem Olajuwon was even better than everybody remembers or says.

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There's legislation in California to shorten the workweek from 40 hours to 32 hours without a reduction in pay, which would be the most transformative labor legislation in our generation, and it should be bigger news... but it barely made a headline.
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TODAY! @NeilCharlesFTW is here to chat w/@RiversLangley @SlamHarter & @Carter_Glascock about 2 lost classic albums where @NFL players are singing & rapping w/the biggest country & hip-hop stars of 1996. PLUS @ThorogoodMusic's "Bad to the Bone" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Linx-N-Reply
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Agreed. If I tell you to wash the dishes you better have a goddam DISH in your hands because you don’t have time to talk cuz you washing the f***ing DISHES!!! 🤬
No it is not. Boundaries when a child asks to be alone or privacy. Saying "don't talk to me" is rude.
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Such a thrill having the legend Afro Thunder back on episode 127. Here's a little snippet. Starring @NeilCharlesFTW! Find full episodes wherever you listen to podcasts. #ready2rumble #afrothunder #dreamcast #videogames #retrogaming #boxing
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People who steal packages are a diff type of grimey, you don’t even know what’s in the fucking box
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So.... y'all are really bothering Omarion right now for something that isn't his music and entertainment? The internet is DIFFERENT. I didn't wanna tag him and become part of the problem LOL. #TooLate
This is getting crazy, you’re gonna have to get the Covid-19 DLC in order to make it. “You don’t have the new DLC that came out? WOW, you out here playing Madden 2019. That’s not the current YEAR FAM!”
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Be thankful zombies aren’t real. A huge part of the population would be dead just from trying to convince them to…. not be zombies. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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It’s been a while since I’ve tweeted. I’m doing well, but how are YOU doing?
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too many people think they’re funny and not enough people know they’re mentally ill
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Time flies when you’re an idiot.
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