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NetElvis retweeted
Jun 15
"grok says",,look at .you . Without the silicon Satan you are devoid of your own thought. The Bible says you will not be saved when the final horn sounds and the flock is called home.
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NetElvis retweeted
A man cannot shit in the same pants twice… for they are not the same pants and he is not the same man
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NetElvis retweeted
"American food ain't shit"
*eats the worst examples of American food possible*
"Wow this is actually the best food I've ever had in my life"
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NetElvis retweeted
Leaning all the way into the bad Magic player tendencies to play below-rate creatures and just immediately cast whatever you draw.
Masterpiece.
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NetElvis retweeted
Jun 11
Commander players genuinely believe they have good card evaluation skills
Jun 11
He'll get banned from commander. This is a free eldrazi
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NetElvis retweeted
Jun 7
Hearing my dog snoring is the white noise that puts my ass straight to sleep
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NetElvis retweeted
Still blows my mind that someone made a setting where Christianity is fighting the forces of Hell in brutal trench warfare, then threw a tantrum that it was attracting edgy Christians.
That's like making a game about sexualized, anthropomorphic animals and then getting mad that Furries show up in droves. Who the fuck did you think the audience would be?
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NetElvis retweeted
May 30
Canes BANDWAGON and I’m happy to be here
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May 20
Trump said bad therefore bad.
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NetElvis retweeted
MTG Goldfish is like if the cardmarket guys weren’t annoying as fuck
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NetElvis retweeted
Here are four underrated cards you should put in your commander deck!
[New unplayable dogshit]
[Well-known staple that’s not underrated]
[Old unplayable dogshit]
[Bad card that has one niche interaction with one commander that’s barely playable]
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NetElvis retweeted
May 6
Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..
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NetElvis retweeted
Okay but he literally had a White Christian male challenging Vivek and chose to attack him. What exactly is that about?
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NetElvis retweeted
22 Oct 2012
Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!
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