zenodo.org/records/20673295 This paper condenses most of the standard model into one geometric shape. A complex polynomial. A single complex polynomial, P(x) = x¹² − 1, read through the exponential map at its own roots and scaled by one unit of mass, reproduces the integer ladder, the exact rational observables, the chord prefactors, the transcendental scales, and the fermion spectrum of the Standard Model that lie within the present scope. The deposit proves the mathematical scaffold in full, derives the observables from it, and labels every claim by epistemic status. Two accompanying programs reproduce the dimensionful and loop-level results independently and can be re-run without trusting the development process at all.