Still one of the best practical jokes of all time.

Really cool. Trail cams are such a great use of technology.

🚨New Scam Explained! youtube.com/shorts/zKQYKmLJS… via @YouTube

Best soccer announcer ever! 🤣🤣🤣

Cool name. When I went to the shelter for Marty, I wanted to give him a great nickname. He'd been there for almost a year, so I was going to keep Marty, yet I wanted something funny like Wolfie Goldberg or Ozzy Pawsborne, Prince of Barkness. I could only come up with Barky McFly.

I just naturally sang along with it. USMC III MEF Band Performed "Space Battleship YAMATO" in Okinawa May 19 ... youtu.be/jCxhIHIZcIE?si=FcJD… via @YouTube

BREAKING: The full confession letter of the Minnesota political assassin Vance Boelter has been released. "Tim [Walz] wanted me to k*ll Amy Klobuchar" "If you think I'm making this up, just get on the phone and tell Tim you have a few questions for him- Then ask Tim Walz if he knows me and see what he says?" h/t @lizcollin

New Jersey grocery store owner is seeking the public’s help in identifying a couple caught on surveillance video installing a credit card skimmer on a payment terminal at Gold Valley Supermarket.

🇺🇸 Most Badass Ballplayers: Combat Veteran Edition #1 Hank Bauer Hank Bauer, United States Marine and eight-time World Series champion, was one badass ballplayer. Born July 31, 1922, in East St. Louis, Illinois. One month after Pearl Harbor, he enlisted in the United States Marine Corps. He volunteered for the elite Marine Raiders and was sent to the Pacific Theater. He fought in some of the bloodiest campaigns of the war, including Guadalcanal, Guam, and Okinawa. On Guam, Bauer went ashore on the very first day. He earned his first Bronze Star for demonstrating exceptional valor during intense, close-quarters jungle warfare. He was wounded in the back by enemy shrapnel from an exploding shell. He refused to leave the battlefield. It was his first Purple Heart. Years later, pieces of shrapnel from that wound were still embedded in his back. His Yankees teammates would sometimes pick metal fragments out of him in the clubhouse. The fighting he experienced on Okinawa was even more brutal. Bauer was a platoon sergeant leading 64 Marines. Only six of them survived the battle. On April 15, 1945, under heavy mortar and machine-gun fire, he repeatedly exposed himself to evacuate wounded men. When stretcher bearers were no longer available, he carried casualties himself to the aid station. For that action he earned a second Bronze Star. He was also wounded in the thigh by an artillery shell, tearing a massive hole in his left thigh. He received his second Purple Heart. As he was being carried off, he turned to a buddy and said, “There goes my baseball career.” Throughout his time in the Pacific, Bauer also battled malaria, contracting it twenty-four separate times (that’s not a typo). After the war he returned to baseball. He made the Yankees in 1948 and became a key part of their dynasty, winning seven World Series titles as a player over 14 seasons. He hit safely in a then record 17 straight World Series games. He later managed the Yankees to the 1964 pennant and the Orioles to a World Series championship in 1966. 32 months of combat. 11 campaign ribbons. 2 Bronze Stars, 2 Purple Hearts. 8 World Series Championships. Thank you, Hank! 🫡🇺🇸⚾

LASIK isn’t covered by insurance. Neither is most cosmetic surgery. Both got cheaper and better every single year for two decades. The one corner of medicine where patients pay cash and see prices. Funny how the “market failure” vanishes the second the market’s allowed to exist. Friedman called this in 1980. The tape doesn’t lie.

I am truly perplexed that so many people are against mosques being built... I think it should be the goal of every Western Society to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus mosques should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot." Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq o' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side an off-licence called "Morehammered." All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.

Ok that´s absolutely cool.😎

Slovenian 🇸🇮 = the original Minion language youtube.com/shorts/qN7SmNQ9l… via @YouTube

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration. More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸

You will go to jail for owning a miniscule video game sword replica in the UK. But if you're a foreigner, you will be exempt from the law entirely.

This needs to be turned into a Hollywood film

Sending love and hoping Sweetie finds a forever home soon! ❤️

I love old vehicles. Yet I despise an old truck, that I really don't feel is old because it's a 2001 F-150, that isn't kept in good running order. It took me over 2 effing hours to change both headlights because of lack of care and old parts. Okay, enough BAM BAM (bitch and moan)