New punk band names: made-up, misheard, or revealed in a beer-fueled Misfits fever dream. Take one for your band - just give us a shout-out, you slacker punks.

Joined March 2012
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If @PierrePoilievre can blow a lead like that, he should try out for the Jays.
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Gearing up to see @pattymullen13 at @SHOCK_STOCK in May by watching Frankenhooker at @RevueCinema Drunken Cinema on Friday! Wanna date? Got any money? Wanna party?
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Uh... Did @Sting and Trudie just walk by us on the Ossington St. in Toronto?
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Go ahead and laugh, guys, but how many times has falconry gotten in the way of your bear-cub-roadkil-cyclist-framing plans? We've all been there. #RFKJr
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MyNewPunkBand retweeted
Show your support for The Revue! We have added new T-shirts to our online merch store! We are now selling Black Unisex Revue Cinema Long Live The Revue shirts (designed by @APB_art ) ! #longlivetherevue prod3.agileticketing.net/web…
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Yes l yeah, so I got a follow from Cáit O'Riordan @rockyoriordan. It's no big deal.
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MyNewPunkBand retweeted
Help save the REVUE in Toronto! Add your signature, if you can/want change.org/p/protect-the-rev…
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Thank you, @RealGDT !
Replying to @MayorOliviaChow
@MayorOliviaChow Can you help save the REVUE, one of Canada's most beloved, non-profit, cultural landmarks? blogto.com/film/2024/06/thou… Almost 20k signatures have been added change.org/p/protect-the-rev… If not you, WHO can help? Or HOW can I help? @BhutilaKarpoche @viraniarif @gordperks
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Help us, @RealGDT, you're our only hope!
Important news!
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MyNewPunkBand retweeted
You may all have heard that the @RevueCinema is in imminent danger of closure. The landlord is refusing to renew our lease (I'm on the board of the Revue Film Society) 1/
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⚰️ Juice box.
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Well, I just played a new, AI-assisted Beatles song on my tiny pocket computer through a 1980s stereo. Thank you, @PaulMcCartney and @ringostarrmusic . Love you guys.
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It's time to make the move to #Threads. Who's on there? Send me your Threads handle and I'll follow you there.
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It's actually not a bad name for a platform run by a guy with a persian cat in an office made out of a hollowed-out volcano on a skull-shaped island. #twitterx
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Canadian passing through Queens. I can feel the Zebrowski in the air. @LPontheleft
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My new punk name is Marshall Stack.
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My new punk name is Rick O'Shea.
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