father, husband, burger enthusiast

Joined February 2012
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This is very weird. I have been assured by euros that there is no heat like European heat
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: England are reportedly having a hard time trying to adapt to the temperature in the USA.
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Disgusting. So disappointed in Governor Whitmer’s support of data center expansions in our state especially when so many Michiganders are opposed.
Sam Altman, Gov. Gretchen Whitmer breaking ground at the Saline Twp data center project
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Idiocracy was a shockingly accurate documentary.
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Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game
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I want to go camping but only bringing stuff that I made. Knife, axe, fork, spoon, tent.
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this will never not be true
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The coolest part of being alive in 2026 is how everything is $1000 dollars
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i really don’t think we’re making fun of people who use AI nearly enough
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The people yearn for another Punk Goes Pop album…. it’s me. I’m people.
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RT @sydsofar: keep that earth day post in the drafts if you use ai/vote republican bruh
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The voting age is 18...right? So why are we taxing 15-17 year olds that work?? Isn't that the very definition of "taxation without representation"???
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The BBC just released a documentary on Israeli snipers shooting children in the head. 168 cases. 95 shot in the head or chest. Over two-thirds under age 12. This has been happening since October 2023. It is now April 2026.
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Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope
Trump has suddenly canceled funding for Catholic charities that support homeless children amid his feud with the Pope.
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We need more of this
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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Maybe I’m not Livin’ Mas enough because I can’t think outside the bun on this one
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This isn’t your grandpa’s deathcore
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It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.
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I’m not wrong Mr. Heights
Why would I be singing about some gnomes
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"Sorry I took away your husband's healthcare, heres a hundred bucks." -Pedophile
NO TAX ON TIPS! 💸
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