for nobody not the few.
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April Fool's! I'll do nothing.
Apr 1
This morning, I’ll be giving an update on how we are supporting you with the cost of living through the conflict in the Middle East.
Watch live.
ALT Prime Minister press conference starting soon.
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29 Nov 2024
Valid point. For the sake of efficiency and to reduce the cost to the NHS, we suggest assisted dying by nuclear annihilation.
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14 Nov 2024
We support assisted dying. We support all forms of dying.
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13 Oct 2024
Labour delivers.
13 Oct 2024
❗️ NEW: YouGov asked voters - what is the single best thing Labour has done since taking office?
The overwhelming answer: NOTHING.
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25 Aug 2024
yayyyy
25 Aug 2024
🚨 NEW: In his first major speech as Prime Minister on Tuesday, Keir Starmer will warn that life in the UK “is going to get worse” before it gets better
“Things are worse than we ever imagined”
[@SkyNews]
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22 Jul 2024
Labour cannot afford to ignore its most important voter base: death
22 Jul 2024
NEW: One in six Tory voters are likely to be dead by the next election
Assuming nothing else changes, the total impact of demographic change alone would mean 29 seats for Labour and -34 for the Conservatives
@Smyth_Chris @thetimes
thetimes.com/article/ab26922…
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Nihilists for Labour retweeted
19 Jul 2024
I want to die.
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19 Jul 2024
Hope they both die.
18 Jul 2024
Biden expected to meet with Netanyahu next week, despite COVID diagnosis wgntv.com/israel-hamas-confl…
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12 Jul 2024
Good work. Just 52% more to go
12 Jul 2024
🚨 NEW: The UK general election suffered the lowest turnout since universal suffrage, with only 52% voting
[@guardian]
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8 Jul 2024
Release them into the prison of life.
7 Jul 2024
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will authorise emergency measures this week to automatically release criminals less than halfway through their sentence
[@thetimes]
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4 Jul 2024
You can always do both.
4 Jul 2024
hell yeah i'm voting
Taking
A
Cyanide
Tablet
In the designated
Church hall polling station
And having my
Lifeless body block the entrance rather than vote
Labour
Yahoooo
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4 Jul 2024
You don't have to feel hopeful about the future, it's enough to just be curious about what horrors are coming next.
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30 Jun 2024
England will win the Euros on penalties, after a series of deeply unimpressive games, and probably with some minor racism scandal involving a player, and it will feel a bit like the general election.
It’s all we deserve.
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4 Jun 2024
We condemn violence on both sides.
Or not. It doesn’t matter.
Nigel Farage has had a banana milkshake thrown in his face outside a pub while campaigning in Clacton.
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