Where are the Arthur Hayes haters? He was right after all 2 weeks ago AGAIN about the macros

On today’s episode of Idiocracy-The Reality Show. Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production) Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo. Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke. Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling. I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess. Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again. And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.

I stand with crypto 💯 %

A new era of crypto is on the horizon. 7.1.26. robinhood.com/presents

Congrats to all your $HYPE @HyperliquidX maxi’s. Thank you Jeff for such a great product.

Sell a kidney if you must, but keep the Bitcoin.

in order for a meme to reach escape velocity and go to billions, it needs early delusional degens with decent supply who simply refuse to sell. doesn’t matter if the meme goes to 50M or back to 3M. for them, it simply doesn’t matter until it actually reaches billions.

Is this what I’m thinking ? If so, then We Are Early Again!! We are about to witness the biggest liquidity migration in financial history. Most people aren’t ready for that conversation yet. IYKYK Nini 🩵 #Stocks

Welcome back @imperooterxbt 🩵. Let’s go!

You moronic retards giving this ugly thing your monies now? $rich

New META ✅ Them: I have cancer and I don’t want to use pumpfun . Not good idea to have people loose money . For those asking, a gofundme will come later. Them: same hour ,Well here’s the ca . Someone made a coin for me . lol 🤣 #CrptoBros

Is this the Machi guys fr? What is he taking?

OFFICIAL CRIME SEASON STARTS ! We are FINISHED!

Fact is on one cares about the scammers in this space provided they give them few X’s every so often. We are only 5 good ones left in the MF Space.

Didn’t realize that I had so many #ARSENAL men around me until this past weekend. The Euphoria has been uncontrollably good for the longest period this past few days. .

MAGA 🔥🔥🔥 Fucking idiots!

BREAKING: Donald Trump executed 3,642 securities transactions during the first quarter, averaging nearly 58 trades for every U.S. trading day. This translates to roughly nine trades every hour or about one trade every seven minutes during market hours, per YF