28 | writer/director | purveyor of trash | can't we talk this through?

Joined September 2022
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You guys have gotta stop arguing with people who get off on negative attention
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when someone is edgy and also doesn’t want people to respond negatively to them it’s like Okay well then you have to pick one because you can’t identify as Provocative but Afraid of Provoking . that’s not real
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I thought this person was just making ragebait but looking at their account I think they're cooking their brain with AI delusions
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Gender segregation in polite society. Creating separate spaces for men and women, and clearly defined rules and boundaries when dealing with the opposite sex helps maintain order and reduce unwanted and uncomfortable interactions.
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Twilight Zone episode about a guy from 2026 time traveling back to pitch modern events as Twilight Zone episodes but each time Rod Serling is like "No, I'm sorry, that's really dumb."
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this might be the shot of the decade
this might be the shot of the decade
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This video reminds me of when someone stole my sister's package that had multiple things including my infant nephew's pants and a day later returned the pants
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Zillennial is a real (such as it is) identifier because I had multiple kids' magazine subscriptions and repeatedly got that "hey guys so this is the last one :(" issue RIP Nickelodeon magazine πŸ₯²
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I don't know why Disney didn't invest in better animation, but the songs themselves are surprisingly good. Bear Hunt and Veggie Dance go crazy
β€˜Gracie's Corner’ will premiere on Disney Jr. and Disney on June 15th.
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Mamdani has done nothing to bring back the porno theaters to Times Square, and yet you all celebrate
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Apparently just posting the word attracts botnets out the ASS these quotes and replies are a fucking mess
KALSHI
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Anyway, sorry if you believed in him...I'm not sure why you did that but like... I'm sorry if it hurts
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In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some β€œcΓ³mo te llamas”
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Most likely a penis. Men often hide the penis because of stigma. But there is more, often balls and a but.
Andy Samberg, I know what you're hiding under these shorts πŸ†
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Okay, pass her to me
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Quite frankly if your company website bios even allow for someone to talk about writing fanfic specifically, your company probably isn't that serious to begin with
The concept of thinking you need to go to HR because your employee writes fanfic that *might* be explicit. πŸ™ƒ
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Delusion. I love horror. I really enjoyed Obsession. It is June. This movie might get some other award noms and maybe even wins, but it currently has no chance getting anything at the Oscars, not even the throwaway Screenplay nom
Obsession is slowly going from Top 10 Best Picture nominee to a possible TOP 5 nominee!??
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Honestly even a Casting nom is pushing it imho This movie lives and dies on Navarette's performance, but that's really it in terms of exemplary casting choices, no shade in the least.
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RT @kimchicel: If you ever encounter the CSAM reply bots, reporting to twitter doesnt do anything. Report it to the cyber tip line (in repl…
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if you look a certain way, the world is gonna try to punish you for not hating yourself and you can’t allow them to do that
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It’s Money Marge. RT for money
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