🧵My favorite things to schizopost about are the Kohlberg stages of moral development - a well-studied framework for how humans make moral decisions - and Mos Maiorum - the unwritten norms that allowed the Roman Republic to be self-governing. It occurs to me they are related!

Elon musk isn't the first trillionaire. He's not even the first African trillionaire 🙄

You guys really are never escaping this mentality are you

“If we liquidated this business that has created thousands of jobs and also promises to propel man to an interplanetary existence, we could give everyone a minimum-wage pay check for one month.” I’ve yet to see a tweet that better exemplifies leftism than this.

When you become a father, it becomes clear how messed up it is. You know who loves rainbows? Little kids. Their symbol is the thing they thought of when their innocence was taken. No adult would associate sex with a rainbow.

don't blink

Albert Speer's architecture was amazing. It's a shame people refused to emulate it for 80 years. All it needed was a facelift and a rebranding. Welcome back. "We call it Greco-Deco"

All Rubio does is watch the US obliterate Latin American countries

This is what struggling to bench one plate looks like, fаggоt.

It’s been 20 years and not a single leftist has even begun the necessary research to prepare their response to this.

When she says she never fucks on a first date.

Let me explain why I think Freddy resonates. Lots of Europeans visit the USA as tourists. They visit New York City, or Washington DC, or Hollywood, or Las Vegas, and if they visit natural beauty too, they go to really crowded places like the Grand Canyon or Yellowstone. So while they see our cultural and natural icons, they are mostly in blue cities and they therefore also see the decline, the homeless, the drugs, the dirt and the rude, rude Americans. But Freddy is not doing that. Freddy is driving, and he’s doing it through the heartland, where people are kind and polite, the skies are wide open, and the bounty of Buc-ees and Bass Pro Shops are overwhelming. Freddy is not seeing fentanyl and decline. He is seeing the real, hopeful, patriotic, kind America that European tourists rarely traverse. And he loves it. That’s why Freddy is a phenomenon.

“If you clean it, it’s just going to get dirty again some time later” is the life philosophy of the entire third world.

Dogs don't even give you paw for a treat anymore, they just look at you like this.

This is what Pizzaro encountered when he conquered South America.

GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL

100% of these cases involves a black person assaulting a white person. It shows that when blacks claim "he attacked me first, I stood my ground", there is a 99% likelihood they are lying.

Hanlon's razor has always been cope by conservatives who don't want to admit that we live with simultaneously stupid and evil people

"This Freeza guy, he's really bad news, total fruit, light in the loafers. Need you 2 to neutralize him, he wants the Dragonballs, but they are America's. We are summoning the dragon for the 250th anniversary and using the wish to deport all the foreigners"

They posted this and then it was immediately removed.