Stop buying knives that are made in China. Have some self-respect and buy proper utensils that don't rust after 3 weeks and need to be sharpened every 10 seconds.

Padmé Amidala’s costumes in watercolour

Dump it all out and make a fresh new pot

The Candy Cult is brainwashed, so they'd be ok with murder. Wish I could confidently say they're bots so I could retain hope in humanity tho

I drove for @hellofresh as a contractor. Thousands upon thousands of deliveries out of one of their warehouses. The audits were run by an upper-management 'boss babe' who walked the floor pushing crystal therapies and demanding pronoun discipline. The employees mumbled the magic words and went home with pitiful paychecks. They could not argue with the woman who decided if they kept the job. That was the culture two years before the ad. The ad is what happens when that culture stops hiding. HelloFresh does not even keep its own drivers. They ran on temp agencies. When they tried contractors like me, we cost more than the temps, so they cut their own people loose and went back to the cheapest body they could find. The company that will not pay its drivers fairly will pay a marketing team six figures to write this: "For those of you who are… prepping… we have an extensive lineup of high-fiber recipes available. Happy Pride." When a commenter floated the code BOTTOMSUP, the company replied with a real discount. "You ask, we deliver. Literally." A meal-kit company has told you which one of your holes they want you to load their product into and out of. They capitalize on the gays as colons with credit cards. They think suburban moms are too dim to read between the lines. They think you will laugh and let the autopay roll. This is the same company the Department of Labor caught using migrant children in its facilities in 2024. They blamed a staffing contractor. They always blame the staffing contractor. The company that cannot tell you who packed its food is the one marketing their products to customer rectums. @factormeals is HelloFresh. @EveryPlate_ is HelloFresh. @greenchef is HelloFresh. Same warehouse, same conveyor, same audit lady. Canceling Factor and switching to EveryPlate is moving rooms inside the same burning house. Cancel all of them. Tell them exactly why in the cancellation field. Buy a chicken from a butcher. Plant a tomato in your own garden. Burn the box. Bury the brand. Build something better. We will be a proper country again when these filth-mongers are on trial.

Does the series of stylised US Presidents I’ve been drawing count?

Candace out there acting like Charlie Kirk totally would've married her instead, and then there's Bricks & Minifigs straight up stealing $200,000 in Star Wars LEGOs from one person Most crimes don't need a hyper-detailed collection of micro-evidence. Usually way more obvious.

We really need to be asking questions, guys. Are people in the Candace cult verifiably insane? Should such tweets be treated as a diagnosis? Were they, as a child, dropped on the head down a flight of metal stairs multiple times?

Just make the flag all black 🤷🏼‍♀️

DO NOT go to Detroit this June 😅😅😅 My friend in the Detroit police force says it's going to get ugly. The mayor cut police spending, again, and the city will reflect that choice soon

"I commissioned an artist to paint the most beautiful picture in the world for the White House, but it cost $50 million instead of $20 million, so I won't buy a thousand dollar frame for it and I'll just stick it in an attic and have cocktail parties in there sometimes" —Daily Wire on Pendragon

Oh, go scrub a toilet bowl, Candace. You'll find less crap there than in your own mouth.

I never know how to answer when a barista asks me, “and what’s a good name for you?” “A *good* name? I know only the one I bear, the one my mother gave me. But a good name—a true name—what man can speak the true name of the smallest leaf or bird, much less himself? I am told that each of us will be given a stone on the last day, and on it shall be etched a name that only we and God shall know. Until then, who can claim to know himself rightly enough to speak the name he deserves! Would we like it if we could? You may call me wanderer, for I was lost, or homeward bound, for that I am. You may call me—“ “Sir this is literally a Starbucks”

Just realized that when you block creeps and idiots, you have an audience pool of about 10 people on this app. Hey you, congratulations on not being blocked! 😂😅

Every single word here is a lie. Charlie’s love will last me a lifetime. The Lord is the only one who can ever fill that most painful void. On May 14th I was home in Arizona celebrating my son’s 2nd birthday. Blake (who is about to be engaged to his longtime gf) was a dear friend of my husband’s and I am grateful for his continued support, just like hundreds of others. Your deranged obsession with me and blatant disregard for any form of truth whatsoever is deeply disturbing and I am praying you get the help you so clearly need. Brush off the Dorito dust and go touch grass.