The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Joined December 2020
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we were lied to about the united states
πŸ“Έ - WHAT A STADIUM!
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Mitch Johnson pissed me off Fox made me cry Brunson is Superman Knicks in five 😞
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big win for 5'11 guys who lie about being 6 foot
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Accurate
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Nothing like spending a day with the @LouisvilleBats πŸ¦‡βšΎοΈ
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First time experiencing this flyover Americans do before big sporting events and I have to say it goes kinda hard
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Tf did we do???

ALT Stallipiano GIF

Ranking MLB fanbases on who deserves a championship
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On my 7th good nut of the day throwing 80 yard bombs in the backyard
NEW: Tom Brady launches β€œGood Nut” β€” an organic coconut water drink.
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The Top 10 Hate Triangles in College Football. All of these schools have one thing in common - they hate eachother. These three way rivalries are extremely toxic and produce some awesome matchups. Drop your thoughts below πŸ’¬
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BREAKING NEWS: Sting has been kidnapped. The Police have no lead.
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growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck
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The worst band name to ever exist is and always will be β€œChunk! No, Captain Chunk!” and it will never be remotely close
actually the worst band name ever is the Cherry Poppin' Daddies and it's not even close
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As someone with grandparents that live near Orlando, this is how all houses are.
random asf but are all houses in orlando have the same pool layout thing or they just taking these pics at the same location
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β€œMascot Mashup Deep Dive” Fuck me they get me to buy every year
Tonight! 🏈 Welcome to College Football 27 🏈 Gameplay Deep Dive 🏈 Sights & Sounds Deep Dive 🏈 Dynasty & Team Builder Deep Dive 🏈 Road To Glory Deep Dive 🏈 College Ultimate Team Deep Dive 🏈 Mascot Mashup Deep Dive 🏈 RTCFP Deep Dive Stay Tuned. #CFB27
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Take Two CEO Strauss Zelnick is a playable character in WWE 2K26. He has an original entrance set to My Way by Frank Sinatra.
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FSU fans don’t even talk shit anymore, they just look back at you like this
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β€œPretty amazing he got on the Jimmy Fallon Show batting .239.” Guardians radio broadcaster Tom Hamilton takes a shot at Jazz Chisholm Jr.
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