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This is a good laugh
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Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this
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Wait wait wait. HYROX has a dating app now?!
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A direct competitor just raised $25M! They match businesses with fractional CFOs and controllers. Pretty similar to Sam's List but they don't focus on reviews. They've raised $67M total. We've raised $0. This is GREAT validation. Investors are betting on matching for financial services. Do I wish we had $25M? Sometimes! Mostly when I'm doing customer support at 1am. But we're bootstrapped and profitable. Sometimes the best signal you're onto something is when someone raises $25M to do the same thing šŸ™ƒ I'M COMING FOR YOU PAROšŸ˜‰
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My friend Austin just broke 2 Guinness World Records!!!! 1) Most lunges with a 20 pound vest in 1 minute 2) Most lunges in a 20 pound vest in 3 minutes
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I just showed up to meet a financial advisor with eye patches on my face and gym clothes on. Hope this didn't scare him off. Thought I'd have time to changešŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
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adding this to Haven's page on Sam's List šŸ‘
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wow i never do this but @usehaven just saved us like $200k in taxes that was the easiest thing ever. very rare that something is this easy for me. great product bro
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LinkedIn and ChatGPT generated $4k in revenue for Sam's List last month. Every other platform was pretty much $0. Added a "How did you find us?" field 3 weeks ago. Best update I've added to our onboarding flow.
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Thank god for the ability to find accountants and fractional CFOs on Sam’s List
Big glass of cold water thrown in my face. Found an error in our financial projections late last night. Accountant was offline. Asked Claude to model the impact on revenue, cash, and EBITDA. It gave me a catastrophic answer. And was so damn confident about it. I legit spiraled for 2-3 hours, even got @thesamparr involved (stupidly). Accountant finally called. Claude was completely wrong. When I showed it the mistake, it apologized and said it would never do that again. I lost a few years off my life, and needed Sam to talk me off a ledge, both unnecessarily. Good reminder, even opus 4.8 has a long way to go… And having a co-founder to balance out your panic attacks is priceless. Make me feel like less of an idiot and share your ai disaster stories please. šŸ™
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I don't share personal recommendations. Don't ask me for personal recs - just take our quiz to find 5 options based on your sitation! samslist.com/find-a-financia…
Girl next to me in pilates just asked me for CPA recs because her current one in Staten Island has messed up her tax returns 2 years in a row TGFSL (thank god for sam's list)
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Girl next to me in pilates just asked me for CPA recs because her current one in Staten Island has messed up her tax returns 2 years in a row TGFSL (thank god for sam's list)
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btw i don't share personal recommendations. don't ask me for personal recs - just take our quiz to find 5 options based on your sitation! samslist.com/find-a-financia…
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Need to turn this into an ad about how to vet a financial advisor Sam's List is the only place where you can review, vet, and find someone specialized to you and your needs
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I found my new CPA šŸ™šŸ¾
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Do you know Mrs Dow Jones? She’s one of the top finance creators I’ve been following her for 6 years, LOVE her content. It’s like the account Litquidity but for women I just ran into her at the bookstore because I needed to buy a new journal. She was there restocking her books I think. She asked what I was doing now and I told her I started a company @hi_samslist that helps people review & find CPAs and financial advisors Immediately she says ā€œOh my gosh I’m always getting recommendations for accountants can you DM meā€ Not only does she have over 1M followers on social media, new author, she also has a podcast where she interviews some wealthy people here in NYC who talk about their lifestyle and finances If you haven’t listened to the pod, you should. You hear from people who don’t usually do interviews. Plus Haley’s personality makes listening and watching to the pod really fun! Anyways - this was a full circle moment for me. I tried to work with Haley/ Mrs Dow Jones when I did marketing for a real estate fintech company and it didn’t work out. 5 years later I meet her, get her book, and she’s gonna tell her friends about Sam’s List I LOVE NEW YORK
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Founders Basketball is starting a newsletter & we're looking for sponsors šŸ€ We've got ~1,500 founders and investors across NYC, Boston, and LA (Chicago and Austin coming soon). What you get: > Direct access to SMB owners and investors across tech, healthcare, finance, marketing, ecom, and more > A strong community that shows up in person every month > Early-access sponsor pricing I've been going to these runs for the last 8 months, and it's been the most engaged group of founders i've been around who are building some really cool companies DM me if you want in!
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2026 New York Tech Week 3x3 ChampionsšŸ„‡ And it definitely wasn’t because we had a former North Carolina player on the team. No correlation
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Internet friends!
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Have you used @intro ? How was your experience? Would you recommend it?
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In one hour!!
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As a man , why are you FAT? You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children. So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?
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